Houseplants Circle Jerk

HELPPPP!!!1!!1! I’ve had my pAthos for 5 years with no growth!¡😡😡😡


AGE: 5 ears 10 months 3 daze 6 ours
SOIL: mud
LEAF TEXTURE: plastic
LIGHT: 30 feet away from a curtained window
WALKS: once a week every Sunday I take it for a walk at midnight (SHARP) on a leash for moonlight energy

I want vagination growth, HELP NEEDED A$AP!!!! 😡

by throwwawayy20223

3 Comments

  1. Timekiller11

    Bruh, that’s a plastos. it needs more light than regular pathos Full sun to have it growing.

  2. JimBobDidThis

    Obviously it needs a bigger pot to grow bigger, put it in 1 gallon of manure and water with neem oil.

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