Houseplants Circle Jerk Worship me or I’ll use my black magic jade to summon ghosts of plants past to haunt you! May 10, 2026
Houseplants Circle Jerk Don’t forget: massage your flowers before you give them to your special lady! May 10, 2026
Houseplants Circle Jerk One time, I got paid $1000 to step on some weirdo’s nuts, so I’m just here to tell you that dreams CAN happen! May 9, 2026
Houseplants Circle Jerk The tree, that, for the purpose of being able to make this joke on this sub I keep indoors, fucking BIT me!! May 9, 2026
