They are adorable, but I cannot stand the smell. It’s like piss painted potpourri. And every year, this one blooms more aggressively. A dozen clusters open currently, at least as many still to go. Horrific in the morning. And I hear some people like it? Wtf, explain yourselves.

by brittaniwh

38 Comments

  1. HyperionSwordfish

    Some people like piss and potpourri. Don’t yuck our yum.

  2. Advanced-Key3071

    Mine smell like plastic chocolate to me. So basically tootsie rolls.

  3. ohdearitsrichardiii

    I don’t like the smell either, it’s too heavy and sweet, like grandma perfume

  4. 4Jhin_Khada4

    To me they always smelled like cheap chocolate perfume.

  5. FunHour3778

    The nectar on the florets is delicious tho lol

  6. W1ldy0uth

    I have a krimson queen. Mine smells like chocolate, with a hint of maybe honey.

  7. moonmelter

    I feel the same way about hyacinths. Yuck

  8. Snizzlesnap

    How else are you going to get those pollinators to rub on them?

  9. EvlMidgt

    Mine smell like a tootsie rolls and I absolutely hate that fake chocolate smell 🤮 they look beautiful though lol

  10. Impressive-Side-9681

    I hear different varieties smell different.  Maybe you could trade yours for one you prefer?

  11. brittaniwh

    So many tootsie roll comments! I’m going to get some and do a painful side by side. I would never describe the smell as chocolatey. Perception is wild.

  12. orangecatgorl

    That sounds awful but wow so cute 🥺

  13. HenriNatalie

    I like the smell of my hoyas however they start to give off scent in the evening. During the day they don’t do much … Fresh and flowery

  14. zitfarmer

    I think they smell like Hersheys chocolate, the thing is Hersheys smells a bit poopie to me

  15. kat0saurus

    I had one that smelled like rotting fruit while I have one now smells so wonderful.

  16. NinesArt

    My mom said the exact same thing about my old hoya and I don’t get it tbh! I never had a problem with the smell. But I guess we’ll see if that changes when my new one flowers lol.

  17. vanillabeanlover

    I chop them off before the flowers open because I hate it so much :/. You’re not alone! I’m thinking I might’ve gotten all of the branches that flower now, because it’s been a couple years since they flowered at all.

  18. PAgirl-MOworld

    Some smell divine! I had one that smelled like cinnamon. And another that smelled like honey.

  19. therabyss

    I’m obsessed with the butterscotch smell of my Rosita! Different Hoyas have different scents and the same varieties even seem to smell different to some people.

  20. Edgy-in-the-Library

    Yes, I also find they stink in a foul way, though they are beautiful

  21. HappyPlace003

    Man folks say that the hoya fitchii smells floral and all mine smelled like was bologna 😂

    Agreed on carnosa smelling bad OP. It’s like a faux chocolate

    If you want one that doesn’t have a scent, Caudata Sumatra is one I’ll always recommend. Cardboard fuzzy leaves with dainty and fuzzy flowers.

  22. MagpieSkies

    They smell spicy and like garbage to my sister (and probably me as well) because she is allergic.

  23. LepidolitePrince

    Each variety smells different though 🤷 I just recently bought one that supposedly smells similar to honey. I havent had it bloom yet so I can’t report back on that but I also kinda like the weird musky smell of carnosa so y’know… Everyone has different scents they like and dislike.

  24. reggie_veggie

    my hoya krohniana smells like cat piss when it blooms. linearis, ilagiorum, mathilde, obovata all smelled lovely to me though.

  25. curleighq

    Depends on the Hoya. They have a variety of scents.

  26. Scared_shiftless

    I put a small ziplock over each cluster. Helps cut down the smell and catches the flowers when they eventually fall off so they don’t make a sticky mess everywhere.

  27. I’ve never had that problem 😔 🥀 

  28. short-arm-of-the-law

    I have a few different varieties of hoya in my plant room. One bloomed last year and I thought perhaps the cats peed in a corner or something. I spent a week searching for the source of the offending smell before I figured out it was my plant blooming. This year I have 3 different ones blooming and it just smells like an old lady’s perfume in the house.

  29. angmar2805

    I have a Hoya burtoniae and it smells just like butterscotch. But yeah a lot of the others are just sickly floral

  30. loverr_girl21

    Mine smelled like cigarettes. Like a house that’s been smoked inside of for decades and the smell is deep in the walls and carpet.

    I put a post up about it thinking it was the seller 😂😂😂 turns out sometimes they smell like cigarettes and even cat pee

  31. Illustrious_Spell676

    I’m newer to Hoyas, only one of mine that has bloomed is my sp. aff. Burtoniae and it smelled like butterscotch and caramel cupcakes

  32. pookazoo

    I have the same one. Stinky, messy but beautiful flowers.

  33. Bro, when mine bloomed I went to the basement to sleep. Absolutely horrid smell.

  34. Such_Attitude5644

    I had no idea different varieties smelled different. I always thought mine smelled like chocolate covered cherries. Definitely a feint chocolate smell. I personally love it.

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