Y’all said to use earthworm castings but I ordered this by accident. I ate a couple and they just kinda got slimy and weren’t very crunchy once they were in my mouth. Then I remembered how my grandma used to tell my cousin that if he jerked his worm, it would fall off, so I’m not sure what to expect now.
Maybe I should mist them with Everclear & set them on fire for a little while just to give them more cronch? It would probably pair well with some boxed wine.
That being said, my monstera seems to like it because it’s getting very erect aerial roots now, so that’s good. I guess.
by 713nikki
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Instructions unclear. Currently jerking my worm
I love jerkin’ my worm. Maybe my plants will too!
r/cookingcirclejerk also needs this.
Somebody get me the gif of that guy with a fro making the most disgusted face as the camera zooms in
jokes aside thats revolting.
JORKIN IT (my earthworm)
https://i.redd.it/zclelqrvnuhf1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/n3d8hwudwuhf1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42f787c4b80e057a5ce1861bfe274840d543f67f
Help guys I’m so confused
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