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Laying down some vacuum-cide


Laying down some vacuum-cide



by ParrotPepe

28 Comments

  1. Optimassacre

    lol, some people are crazy about their lawns.

  2. PoppyBroSenior

    Honestly, a much better solution than herbicides in my book.

  3. Actually that’s genius.

    I usually don’t care about dandelions but they are especially bad this year.

  4. NotSoSasquatchy

    I was doing this the other day with a dust buster 😂

    I felt silly while doing it but it 1) appeased my spouse for removing the seeds 2) appeased my conscience for not removing important pollinator plants.

    Got at least one weird look from a neighbor driving by though

  5. wunderwaffIe

    Nothing like a cold beer and vacuuming some dandelion fluff with a Dyson handheld on a Sunday afternoon

  6. shortbushaiku

    Dandelions are beautiful wildflowers. The bees love them.

  7. BeerInsurance

    I love pulling dandelions by hand. Not because I hate them or anything, but because I got one of those trowels meant for getting the deep taproot and they are soooooo satisfying to pull up

  8. OffToTheLizard

    I have so many other early pollinator friendly plants, the dandelions aren’t super important on my lawn so I pull them out

  9. theoriginalnub

    So instead of embracing the local flora, this person is using their time and whatever resources went into the vacuum to promote a monoculture? Seems like they should replace the beer with a book.

  10. Your yard clothes need work. Tube socks and high sole New Balances are a must. Your beer gut has some growing to do.

  11. squibitha_tristy

    Imma just go drink a beer and vacuum the yard

  12. thener85

    This is a clever way to manage dandelions instead of broad spraying and killing

  13. HTZ7Miscellaneous

    You think this is weird? I have a teeny balcony with fake grass on it. I have to vacuum it to keep it looking good. My neighbours 100% want me committed. You haven’t felt like a true nutter till you’ve had to vaccum your lawn

  14. anakingentefina

    Now reverse mode into your neighboor’s lawn

  15. The-Friendly-Autist

    Wouldn’t want any of that pesky biodiversity, would we?

  16. BBQorBust

    I use a Benzomatic Weed torch that takes the 1# cylinders.
    After work ritual is sipping a drink while burning the poof balls.

  17. 51Flowers

    Weeds are a “social construct” #GrowFoodNotLawns

  18. The-Cursed-Gardener

    Keep the seeds and plant them in containers for free dandelion greens

  19. And here I am sad as all hell that I have to go out and mow all my dandelions. The landlord was mad last year when I let them grow, which was mostly for the bees and so I could photograph bees. I also collected a huge paper bag full of dandelion seed, so I can plant them everywhere forever 😂

  20. I need to get something like that so I don’t have to lug out the shop vac with extension cord to suck up japanese beetles

  21. WillieIngus

    that’s actually the opposite of gardening but OK

  22. Kimmm711

    I leave them until they go to seed, then mow with the bag on to reduce dispersion to my neighbor’s lawns.

    I’d be wary of using my cordless Dyson to do this… that thing was ex$pensive.

  23. eightsidedbox

    Seems effective at this point

    I pull dandelions because I want my naturalized lawn to still please the neighbourhood and I have enough other stuff in there

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