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Ex father in law fucking screwed me with his apple trees on my land, Left me with about 2,500 stumps. How do I go about getting rid of these


Ex father in law fucking screwed me with his apple trees on my land, Left me with about 2,500 stumps. How do I go about getting rid of these

by Theredditappsucks11

31 Comments

  1. rocketmn69_

    Backhoe or excavator , possibly with a grapple. Rip them out. Shake them and pile them. Have a weenie roast in the future

  2. bigdrives3

    Any more details to this? Was he paying to use this land? Did you purchase it from him? Did he cut them down when he was no longer allowed to use the land?

  3. Sir_HumpfreyAppleby

    Can we get a story time on this?

  4. Voted4WoodrowWilson

    Well now no one gets any apples wtf

  5. SnooWalruses6828

    Did he poison all of them? If not, this could be the first step in top working them.

  6. woolsocksandsandals

    Forestry mulcher thing on a skid steer.

    But we’re all going to need the background on this. Please tell us the story.

    Please.🙏

  7. Avocadosandtomatoes

    Do you think they’ll grow back? Trees are crazy.

  8. J999999AY

    If you live somewhere amenable to outdoor mushroom production I’d say drill holes in the stumps and start colonizing them with mycelium plugs. Could be one hell of a cash crop. I should have a chart somewhere with different hardwoods and their most compatible mushroom varieties. DM me if you want a picture.

  9. SnooGuavas6192

    Might be fine… they might just start shooting out branches and be a bunch of low level apple trees.

  10. stuckinthedryer

    Backhoe and dig them out. So sorry that is a suckfest.  That is a whole lot of sad.

  11. RaggedMountainMan

    How bout them apples…..?

    …. Or lack thereof.

  12. There’s a chance many will grow back. The likely have pretty extensive root systems. They’ll probably resprout and since the tree is already a few years old they’ll fruit immediately.

    Also, fortunately it looks like most of them were cut above the graft line.

    Will actually purposely plant a lot of pear trees and if we don’t like the fruit will cut them back like you see in this picture on purpose and will graft on after the next year at sprouts the fruit we actually wanted.

    In the meantime like other folks said, lawyer up. There’s a lot of big tree law out there. Since it appears like this is or was an orchard you can also look at calling insurance for loss of wages.

  13. CornecumTeutonicum

    I’m stumped…I wouldn’t know.

  14. jmeador42

    If you want them gone now: Backhoe or mulcher.

    If you can wait for them to die: Hack and squirt method using a hatchet and some glyphosate.

  15. upwardswing

    If you have some time, I say berm them up with other compostable logs and reap the benefits a few years down the line. There is a German method and (un)fortunately this situation looks perfectly suited for the aftermath.

    Hugelkultur, pronounced hoo-gul-culture, means hill culture or hill mound.

    Instead of putting branches, leaves and grass clippings in bags by the curbside for the bin men… build a hugel bed. Simply mound logs, branches, leaves, grass clippings, straw, cardboard, petroleum-free newspaper, manure, compost or whatever other biomass you have available, top with soil and plant your veggies.

  16. jackfish72

    I like your ex father inlaw’s style. That’s some high level vindictive shit.

    No offense OP. Good Track hoe will rip those out in about 30 seconds each.

  17. KrinkyDink2

    They make a stump removal powder (potassium nitrate). You drill some vertical/vertically angled holes in the stump and fill it with the powder, supposedly it speeds up the decay.

  18. HappyAnimalCracker

    Water them well and rent an excavator or backhoe.

  19. madhatter275

    One excavator could have these out in an afternoon.

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