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My favorite joke everyone knows Dave Dave was bragging to his boss one day you know I know everyone there is to know just name someone anyone and I know them tired of his boasting his boss called his bluff okay Dave how about Tom Cruz no problem boss Tom and I are old
Friends and I can prove it so Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruz’s door and Tom Cruz shouts Dave what’s happening great to see you come on in for a beer although impressed Dave’s boss is still skeptical after they leave Cruz’s house he tells
Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruz was just lucky no no just name anyone else Dave says President Obama his boss quickly retorts yep Dave says old buddies letun fly out to Washington and off they go at the White House Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him
And his boss over saying Dave what a surprise I was just on my way to a meeting but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a beer first and catch up well the boss is very shaken by by now but still not totally convinced
After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave who again implores him to name anyone else Pope Francis his boss replies sure says Dave I’ve known the pope for years so off they fly to Rome Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the
Vatican’s St Peter Square when Dave says this will never work I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people tell you what I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope he disappears into the crowd headed towards the
Vatican sure enough half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Dave returns he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics making his way to his boss side Dave asks him what happened his boss looks up
And says it was the final straw you and the pope came out onto the balcony and the man next to me said who the [ __ ] is that on the balcony with Dave