Human: “Snake plants are great because they don’t need much light and you hardly have to water it”
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Snake plant: “Foolish human! You promote my suffering and perpetuate botanical ignorance. No one raves about a type of dog that you hardly have to feed or take for walks – the mentality for animal care is “good care” not “minimal for survival care”. Treat me like a living creature and I can be your best botanical friend.”
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This has been a Parseltongue translation by @houseplantjournal – House of Slytherin
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Caption reading test: plant is Sansevieria masoniana (“whale fin snake plant”)
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