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Axiom Shaken | Critical Role | Campaign 3, Episode 43



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Bells Hells seek out answers about the stolen texts from members of the Grim Verity, but the knowledge revealed could change everything they know about the gods of Exandria…

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20 Comments

  1. Oh my gosh, a short campaign like Calamity, where they play as God's fighting Pradathos(I hope I'm spelling that right) would be so dope.

  2. 0:09 No, not Taliesin! How well the party survive without their great eldritch god?

    0:28 I just realized that Sam has turned the acronym of FCG to be Finger Championship Games.

    7:09 Just got mine. I look forward to reading it. 7:52 And I look forward to watching this.

    12:03 "Ah don know." Love it.

    13:20 Birds don't like robots?

    14:40 Sam has never seen Fearne's character art and pictures her naked.

    17:37 Sam gives FCG flesh feet.

    20:48 Looks like it's already doing that.

    23:27 Birds have vendettas. This is known.

    24:09 Travis is breaking chairs now. First pencils, now chairs.

    29:47 Travis: Like an eagle, vulture, buzzard, condor?
    Matt: Yes.

    33:17 Ashley spittakes all over the place.

    34:38 Laura bonks her head against the table. 34:42 Sam bumps his teeth against his binder. 35:05 Travis: This year needs to end!

    44:15 Getting Strixhaven vibes from this place.

    46:50 Oh, boy…

    53:26 I wonder what minis Matt is going to use to represent the Judicators? If it's going to be the Returned minis from Mythic Odysseys of Theros or if they're going to be original?

    1:06:26 It seems like Sam is in a more adventurous/naughty mood today when it comes to playing FCG. I guess playing a goody-two-shoes can be tiresome but could this also be a hint on how it had operated in a past life?

    1:12:59 Trying to induce Stockholm Syndrome on a victim of their spell. You know, Harry Potter did a warning about this in the sixth book. Also Hollywood should never be believed or their stories taken as advice.

    1:21:01 That "hmm" that Matt makes reminds me of that one Skeksis in The Dark Crystal.

    1:29:31 "Where'd Orym go?!" I love it.

    1:32:04 It's like the invisible bench comedy sketch only it's an invisible rope.

    1:33:59 Santa Chetney.

    1:55:12 That's an old reference. 1:55:27 Well, he might be not that far off since this is a school we're talking about. 1:55:34 Sometimes multiple things a day.

    1:57:28 Some magic wrangling here.

    2:00:25 Ah, Sam. Matt's going to mark you down as a future target for that.

    2:16:50 Hmm, I'm trying to recognize the minis here and I think the multi-headed naga is from the first episode of the first campaign, the big-headed, flying baby is also from the first campaign (some young demigod or another that they found in an abandoned quarry), and I think that's the pit demon that they fought in the Nine Hells. I don't recognize the others.

    2:33:33 Same, Ashley. Are they trying to say that this is the same location that they fought the Fire Elemental Lord or whatever it was in that lair on the Fire Plane?

    2:40:57 I guess so.

    2:54:31 We have reached the crux of Matt's exploration in regards to this campaign without doing a 4SD.

    3:01:35 Lore dump!

    3:25:55 Hotis? Haven't heard that name in a while. I wonder…

    3:29:05 It's on the level of Epic of Gilgamesh. This campaign is like if the Epic of Gilgamesh was found and translated back in the time of the Crusades or Inquisition and was kept in the vaults of the Vatican as a result.

    3:36:53 I'm a strong, independent woman.

    3:41:13 Travis/Chetney is getting Fearne and her parents mixed up.

    3:43:52 Lore dump!

    4:02:21 Finally get to hear the sound of Granny Mori. I'm beginning to think that Ashley was going to go for warlock this campaign as she was working her character and have Granny Mori be her patron, but maybe reworked it when she learned that Marisha was going for a combined class of Warlock/Sorcerer.

    4:04:27 Everyone forgot about Ashton.

    4:09:27 Pep talks aka DM reminders.

    4:12:51 Cliffhanger!

  3. Will we see a change of system now that WotC decided to go after CR's money? I really, really, really hope they do, as D&D is without a doubt the worst system of all TTRPG's on the market.

  4. It’s only a matter of time before the Finger Championship Games get a one-shot. And I’m all “five” it. ✋🏻😆

  5. Shithead is for real one of the most hilarious and frightening npcs so far in this campign! Like for real how does Mathew manage to create such intrigue from just 3 lines of dialogue?!

  6. I don't like the way they were talking about the nightmare king. like did they forget that he modified the memories of fearnes parents to control them to the point that they lost almost 8 decades of memories, then promptly threw them away betraying everyone involved? this is a wildly evil person why on earth would the party not want to kill them on sight?

  7. Every time they mention the Cerberus assembly I'm confident that they will meet Beauregard and Caleb in this campaign. It just fits.

  8. When I was listening to the podcast, I thought Sam had actually used his foot in the cash app commercial. I'm happy to learn he didn't.

  9. I have to admit, I had to skip past the 'brainwashing' part. Usually enchantment magic doesn't freak me out, but somehow this instance was extra creepy. No hate against anyone, just eek.

  10. She didn't just flatten a area she selectively flattened it her friends didn't get merc nor was laundna's corpse effected. Crazy powerful.

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