She killed it. So my mom who also loves plants gave some baby plants that her big plant sprouted.

by DrunkOnRamen

5 Comments

  1. Euphoric_planter_328

    He ain’t dead yet. Just clear out the dead leaves, cut any dead ish ones back to the root ball and then don’t water it until it’s dry a good 1/3 finger down in the dirt. I suspect a victim of overwatering.

  2. Nervous_Olive_5754

    I’m just a tiny fern in a starter pot
    Barely got leaves, mostly “maybe I’m not”
    Still figuring out if I’m moss or a dream
    Getting watered too much, or so it would seem

    I don’t understand why the sun moves around
    Or why I get rotated without making a sound
    People say “it’ll grow if you just be patient”
    I’m over here thinking patience is adjacent to latent

    I’m very small, I’m mostly green-ish
    My whole identity is still unfinished
    One frond, two fronds, trying to appear
    But I mostly just lean like I’m not really here

    College kids pass like storms on the lawn
    I’m still deciding if I’m even “on”
    They’ve got backpacks, I’ve got soil
    I’ve got existential botanical toil

    I’m a fern (or becoming one, maybe)
    Soft as a thought, slightly wavy
    Don’t know what I’m for, don’t know what I’ll be
    Just a little green question in a nursery

    Water me gently, don’t overdo it
    I’m still learning what “growth” even means to it
    Sunlight hits like a complicated test
    And I’m doing my best… I guess

  3. weirdchigga1207

    It’s NOT DEAD fr, it’s just trying its best. Either that or it’s sending you a sign to buy a toupé

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