Got my first cactus! Lowe’s had these on discount for the low.

by Landmines93

34 Comments

  1. CattleWranglerTx

    Isn’t it dead? That is crazy that they are selling remains nowadays.

  2. No-Bit7603

    “Drought tolerant”, that’s very true

  3. Character-Newt-9571

    Sorry, but i think it’s dead.

  4. randownasics

    Sick (🤒)! Never seen full variegated like that! /s

  5. Clear-World7452

    Pls don’t tell me you bought this

  6. UnconsciousMofo

    You got the ever-elusive cadaver cactus.

  7. PreviousAd4505

    They took golden a bit too seriously…

  8. mglyptostroboides

    OP’s conspicuous silence makes me think they’re probably not in on the joke….

  9. CdnTreeGuy89

    Lowe’s should have paid you for a disposal fee

  10. OneWin6844

    Lowe’s is absolutely resentful for consistently mistreating their plants.

  11. Physical_Analysis247

    E. texensis var “White Zombie”

  12. WarChallenger

    Yeah, looks good! These are pretty rare to find genuine zero-maintenance examples. But they’re steadily going up in number.

  13. Whodunit2468

    My brother in Christ, that’s not a cactus anymore. That’s a ghost of a cactus.

  14. anothadaz

    The golden refers to the bright yellow spines. The plant is supposed to be green.

  15. cookeryandwookery

    That’s not a cactus anymore. That’s a skeleton.

  16. AlarmingDetective526

    Perhaps it’s just light skinned 😂

  17. Scared_Rice_1473

    Sorry buddy, but this cactuses is dead. Keep your receipt because they’ll take it back for up to a year. Cactus should be green, not yellow.

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