Got my first cactus! Lowe’s had these on discount for the low. by Landmines93 cacticactuscactuses 34 Comments CattleWranglerTx 2 weeks ago Isn’t it dead? That is crazy that they are selling remains nowadays. No-Bit7603 2 weeks ago “Drought tolerant”, that’s very true Character-Newt-9571 2 weeks ago Sorry, but i think it’s dead. randownasics 2 weeks ago Sick (🤒)! Never seen full variegated like that! /s GlitteringDonkey2241 2 weeks ago Dead Clear-World7452 2 weeks ago Pls don’t tell me you bought this UnconsciousMofo 2 weeks ago You got the ever-elusive cadaver cactus. PreviousAd4505 2 weeks ago They took golden a bit too seriously… teamOSkkt 2 weeks ago Most dead cactus ever randomwordsandshi 2 weeks ago https://preview.redd.it/hds0hxh8gzxg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20cc570db125788d71ff215f90ca99668dd8aba8 fartkart32 2 weeks ago Looking good fam mglyptostroboides 2 weeks ago OP’s conspicuous silence makes me think they’re probably not in on the joke…. CdnTreeGuy89 2 weeks ago Lowe’s should have paid you for a disposal fee OneWin6844 2 weeks ago Lowe’s is absolutely resentful for consistently mistreating their plants. lighteronthefloor 2 weeks ago Bruh ChouChou6300 2 weeks ago A crispy cactus i would say SmellsLikeWinning 2 weeks ago It’s not dead just bleached Cacks-Jactus 2 weeks ago Hahahah Physical_Analysis247 2 weeks ago E. texensis var “White Zombie” WarChallenger 2 weeks ago Yeah, looks good! These are pretty rare to find genuine zero-maintenance examples. But they’re steadily going up in number. Whodunit2468 2 weeks ago My brother in Christ, that’s not a cactus anymore. That’s a ghost of a cactus. Nene_Kushanagi 2 weeks ago DOA 😭😭 Clendarthewrath 2 weeks ago This is a joke, right? binspolicy 2 weeks ago r/houseplantcirclejerk alpohh 2 weeks ago https://preview.redd.it/hu4cu7n9lzxg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e5ab613983db31dfe8173c5dcbaa71812c57e0 anothadaz 2 weeks ago The golden refers to the bright yellow spines. The plant is supposed to be green. juppi93 2 weeks ago https://preview.redd.it/o496vy3ylzxg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2933e3d5786e2c5c6746c3e0e2ba7f54649f6429 dollythecat 2 weeks ago Please tell me this is a joke 🥺 KeyEnd3088 2 weeks ago Nice D4n20 2 weeks ago BIN Menacing_mouse_421 2 weeks ago That’s dead cookeryandwookery 2 weeks ago That’s not a cactus anymore. That’s a skeleton. AlarmingDetective526 2 weeks ago Perhaps it’s just light skinned 😂 Scared_Rice_1473 2 weeks ago Sorry buddy, but this cactuses is dead. Keep your receipt because they’ll take it back for up to a year. Cactus should be green, not yellow.
randomwordsandshi 2 weeks ago https://preview.redd.it/hds0hxh8gzxg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20cc570db125788d71ff215f90ca99668dd8aba8
mglyptostroboides 2 weeks ago OP’s conspicuous silence makes me think they’re probably not in on the joke….
WarChallenger 2 weeks ago Yeah, looks good! These are pretty rare to find genuine zero-maintenance examples. But they’re steadily going up in number.
Whodunit2468 2 weeks ago My brother in Christ, that’s not a cactus anymore. That’s a ghost of a cactus.
alpohh 2 weeks ago https://preview.redd.it/hu4cu7n9lzxg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e5ab613983db31dfe8173c5dcbaa71812c57e0
anothadaz 2 weeks ago The golden refers to the bright yellow spines. The plant is supposed to be green.
juppi93 2 weeks ago https://preview.redd.it/o496vy3ylzxg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2933e3d5786e2c5c6746c3e0e2ba7f54649f6429
Scared_Rice_1473 2 weeks ago Sorry buddy, but this cactuses is dead. Keep your receipt because they’ll take it back for up to a year. Cactus should be green, not yellow.
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Isn’t it dead? That is crazy that they are selling remains nowadays.
“Drought tolerant”, that’s very true
Sorry, but i think it’s dead.
Sick (🤒)! Never seen full variegated like that! /s
Dead
Pls don’t tell me you bought this
You got the ever-elusive cadaver cactus.
They took golden a bit too seriously…
Most dead cactus ever
https://preview.redd.it/hds0hxh8gzxg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20cc570db125788d71ff215f90ca99668dd8aba8
Looking good fam
OP’s conspicuous silence makes me think they’re probably not in on the joke….
Lowe’s should have paid you for a disposal fee
Lowe’s is absolutely resentful for consistently mistreating their plants.
Bruh
A crispy cactus i would say
It’s not dead just bleached
Hahahah
E. texensis var “White Zombie”
Yeah, looks good! These are pretty rare to find genuine zero-maintenance examples. But they’re steadily going up in number.
My brother in Christ, that’s not a cactus anymore. That’s a ghost of a cactus.
DOA 😭😭
This is a joke, right?
r/houseplantcirclejerk
https://preview.redd.it/hu4cu7n9lzxg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e5ab613983db31dfe8173c5dcbaa71812c57e0
The golden refers to the bright yellow spines. The plant is supposed to be green.
https://preview.redd.it/o496vy3ylzxg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2933e3d5786e2c5c6746c3e0e2ba7f54649f6429
Please tell me this is a joke 🥺
Nice
BIN
That’s dead
That’s not a cactus anymore. That’s a skeleton.
Perhaps it’s just light skinned 😂
Sorry buddy, but this cactuses is dead. Keep your receipt because they’ll take it back for up to a year. Cactus should be green, not yellow.