Been using a rake but it’s taking for ever and barely getting any rocks

by Meme_master420_

33 Comments

  1. Maker_Magpie

    Hire kids to use their fingers, pay with freeze pops.

    …. at least that was my experience as a kid. 

  2. mgt-kuradal

    My coworker paid his kids $1 per pound of rocks they picked

  3. Upset-Routine1783

    Get someone to do it for you. Or use a shop vac

  4. adognameddanzig

    Sweeper atachment on the weedwhacker works.

  5. Imaginary_Narwhal241

    Knee pads, a small pail, cheater glasses, a ball game on the radio, and a case of very cold beer. May not be the fastest, however it’s the best way.

  6. Organic_Remote8999

    Shop vac. Your neighbors might think you lost your marbles but it works.

  7. FruitySalads

    Get a rock magnet. They sell them at Al’s, I had a shitload of gravel in my yard and it only took 15 minutes of rolling it across the lawn before I had a full tool. People will say to just pick them up but I’m willing to shell out the money for the time savings.

  8. EatsRats

    Set your lawn mower reeeeeeal low and protect the windows!!

  9. Blah-squared

    You can try to use that rake Upside Down if they’re too small for the tines.

    The flat part on the ground & the tines pointed up.

  10. Then_Version9768

    I’d rake them, then rake again, but a shop vacuum would also work. I hate pebbles.

  11. RoseateThorn

    I mean best AND fastest? Probably going door to door and offering all your neighbors 100 dollars per rock they can remove from your yard, I can’t imagine a quicker way.

  12. CosmikSpartan

    Not gonna lie, I’ve used a shop vac before. You’ll look goofy as shit, but it works.

  13. Chalkwhyte

    Spring rake(metal leaf rake), power broom, backpack blower. Take your pick.

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