I was working in the yard last week when I noticed it's really uneven and dry. I sent a text to my wife. "Remind me to order 5 bags of top soil."

5 minutes later, she texts back from inside, "ordered it for you! Same stuff as last year."

It was delivered today. My lovely, smart, sweet radiant, funny wife ordered 5 yards of top soil.

That's a pallet.

Anyone in zone 5a wanna buy some top soil?

by OsteoStevie

17 Comments

  1. Honestly if your rake it out it won’t even seem like much lol

  2. Dirt_Bike_Zero

    Thats not 5 cubic yards. 1-2 as it sits. A yard is 3 feet. A cubic yard is 3x3x3.

  3. 5a covers a wide area. Can you narrow down by state, at least?

  4. Constant_Mud3325

    That ain’t five yards I can tell you that just from looking at

  5. LastConference

    Look, she may have made a mistake, but it’s awesome she took care of that for you. You can always use extra topsoil, but you can’t always find a helpful wife. Congrats, OP

  6. Odd-Candidate-9235

    Time to make a vegetable raised planting bed and turn that frown into tomatoes.

  7. CaptBlackfoot

    That neighbor’s yard next door certainly looks like it could use that whole pallet and then some. Just give em a knock.

  8. Coffeedemon

    Guarantee you’ll still need more regardless.

  9. Chillychad

    If that’s your yard, I don’t know what you thought 5 bags of topsoil would do? She did you a favor.

  10. Crazyhairmonster

    Best part is those bags tell you how much is in each one. Just multiply it out. The label on the bags says it 1 cubic foot. Looks like there’s 5 bags for row and about 2 rows total so 60 cubic foot bags. Thats 2.2 cubic yards. It may only be 4 bags per row which is 1.8 cubic yards

    Even if you don’t, rough math..

    A pallet is 4×4 and that’s about 4 feet tall.

    4x4x4 = 64 cubic feet

    64/27 = 2.4 cubic yards

    But there’s gaps and air between bags and they’re not filling the complete imaginary 4x4x4 space. It’s be closer to 2 cubic yards.

  11. Gobonono

    Add sand to the stuff you have leftover and level your yard

  12. baumbach19

    Hmm I wonder if there are 3 more pallets in the way that doesnt seem like 5 years 🤔

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