What kind of plant is Jeff Bezos hedge?

by BigSlongGoy

44 Comments

  1. kable334

    Internet search says some kind of Podocarpus

  2. collin2477

    …and why are people calling it a fence, and saying he built it, and claiming fencing height laws apply to it

  3. Mountain_Yote

    Can you really blame him? Nobody is at my house trying to film my yard.

  4. imabetaunit

    Not taking a side on the issue, but those bushes look amazing!

  5. Overall-Avocado-7673

    Not gonna lie, I want one of those fences.

  6. phoonie98

    I mean it’s better than a cement or iron wall

  7. Beaniencecil

    Not a Bezos fan, but this is a serious question. Why do we even have laws regulating the height of plants used as privacy barriers?

  8. Similar_Air7000

    Fines just mean “legal for a price”

  9. L3g3ndary-08

    Don’t you get it guys. He doesn’t want to see the poor driving around in their gas cars all day long.

  10. MMrowca95

    So it’s not illegal there’s a premium to pay monthly

  11. Thoughtfvlly

    Podocarpus is more leafy. This reminds me of a giant juniper hedge near the local nursery. It looks like some kind of evergreen pine-adjacent shrub.

  12. Livid-Writer-7741

    TAX THE RICH AND CHURCHES AND PEDOPHILES

  13. gcousins

    Fines should be proportional to net worth anyway. Speeding tickets, etc.

  14. Desinator24

    If he doesn’t pay taxes I doubt he pays fines, let alone his employees.

  15. ItalianAmericanDad

    I would have let the trees join over the gate as well

  16. Battle-Gardener

    The Real problem here is that in a ‘free’ country like the USA, there are regulations about how high your fence and hedge can be. It’s ridiculous.

  17. Mean-Kaleidoscope-71

    It’s not illegal. He has it grandfathered in as it was large before the bylaw went in

  18. IamTheCheetoMan

    That’s got to be one hell of a hedge fund…..(Dad snickers)

  19. neverseen_neverhear

    Then why can’t he pay his employees better

  20. ckellingc

    If a fine isn’t a punishment, then the fine isn’t enough. It should scale with income

  21. blainedefrancia

    I thought if you really wanted to be a dick to somebody you could drive by with water balloons filled with ground sterilizer. Used it on fence lines at an airport.

  22. jakesrunnin

    The fine should double every day.

    Probably our only way to tax the fuckers

  23. Critical-Bobcat-2260

    Idk but I think Paper Mario may want to stop by for a visit.

  24. letsNOTgetcrazy

    You know if they just approved a proportional fine system based on gross income + property value it would be down in no time.

  25. redditsuksazz

    They should double the fine every month until he can’t pay it any more.

  26. It’s not illegal if you have enough money. To bad they didn’t think you add compounding penalties.

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