Comment your best penis cactus jokes

12 Comments

1. 

   LilMxKitty 5 days ago

   “I’m horny, thorny, and soon to be forty”

2. 

   PitcherTrap 5 days ago

   Prick

3. 

   countingc 5 days ago

   its not dead, its just malfunctioning

4. 

   ForkOnTheTable1926 5 days ago

   Cocktus with ED

5. 

   PersephonesChild82 5 days ago

   That’s a Dil-Don’t

6. 

   Neither-Attention940 5 days ago

   Just take the blue pill… the whole bottle… put it in the blender with some protein powder and vitamin water and pour it on.. it’ll perk back up in no time at all!

   (Not exactly a joke.. best I got)

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   Alasto 5 days ago

   https://preview.redd.it/1cs0vlfpav9g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b26e6e4824bd435897a41186e3b97f523bb5e3

   Immediately remind me of this sicko plant I had

8. 

   IndoorGrower 5 days ago

   I’d let you prickle my pear any day 😉

9. 

   feedme_cyanide 5 days ago

   https://preview.redd.it/ld4vovjlew9g1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa5d6591f68c31208095bd2a394aa2cd0a199a4

   Not my photo, but this is definitely worthy.

10. 

    CakeFrog3 5 days ago

    Are you a Ceropegia? Cause damn your blooms look like a literal penis

11. 

    Hiimthebisexualguy 4 days ago

    The tissues behind it lmao

12. 

    PsychedeliaPoet 4 days ago

    Defeated pokeypeenar