Ok well they don’t sell a big stick with a moss pole attached to it at ace hardware Emily
713nikki
When are y’all gonna read the rules for this sub and stop submitting screenshots without redacted information?
Gardenadventures
Why can’t I ever get moss poles to work, I can’t get them to stay in the pot
ChitChatWithCats
You make some valid points, however, as someone who was great in English class, I would say this ‘essay’ needs a lot of propping, chopping, (and, of course, some good fertilizer). 🎍stay planty, and thanks for coming to the circle jerk 🎍
JavlaTjej
If only I could have a cedar plant to support every aroid in my living room ☺️
thedevils-3goldhairs
I tried giving my plant a cane to lean on but it still kept tipping over so I got it a walker and we’re doing some physical therapy and things have gotten a lot better 🙂
mcoopers
Join the fight against Big Coco Coir, we need a revolution. This generation of plant lovers is fucked because of coco coir 🙁
CalliopeCelt

me-gustan-los-trenes
On behalf of all Poles, in our homeland and living abroad, I thank you for leading the fight for the truth about poles.
Dylonial
Balloon is an amazing idea. So whimsical. Can’t believe I never thought of it.
Is this scary moss pole with clay pebbles 👻 is this worse or better than coco
itskelena
I agree with the message. Coco coir poles are waste of time.
waterprop_pantydrop
I work at a large nursery in San Diego. I hear what you are saying, and I agree Coco coit poles are pretty pointless for most philos but monsteras really don’t need a moss pole to climb and root into, they really just want a stick of some sort to grab and assist in climbing. I always let customers know and show them to our redwood stakes instead.
joojoogirl
I think she’s putting the balloon directly on top of the soil, newbie mistake. Helium balloons on stings, add google eyes to the balloon, works well and stylish.
Razor_Freeman
Man I feel this rant.
I know nothing about either moss or other poles.
But the concept of things being marketed as another thing and the false thing has completely replaced the original thing and you can’t find anything and nothing has any meaning anymore FUCK
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Ok well they don’t sell a big stick with a moss pole attached to it at ace hardware Emily
When are y’all gonna read the rules for this sub and stop submitting screenshots without redacted information?
Why can’t I ever get moss poles to work, I can’t get them to stay in the pot
You make some valid points, however, as someone who was great in English class, I would say this ‘essay’ needs a lot of propping, chopping, (and, of course, some good fertilizer). 🎍stay planty, and thanks for coming to the circle jerk 🎍
If only I could have a cedar plant to support every aroid in my living room ☺️
I tried giving my plant a cane to lean on but it still kept tipping over so I got it a walker and we’re doing some physical therapy and things have gotten a lot better 🙂
Join the fight against Big Coco Coir, we need a revolution. This generation of plant lovers is fucked because of coco coir 🙁

On behalf of all Poles, in our homeland and living abroad, I thank you for leading the fight for the truth about poles.
Balloon is an amazing idea. So whimsical. Can’t believe I never thought of it.
They really are useless though
https://preview.redd.it/yvisp31ctvzf1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4907faacce51ae01fa71d12d9077393b88b48f7
Is this scary moss pole with clay pebbles 👻 is this worse or better than coco
I agree with the message. Coco coir poles are waste of time.
I work at a large nursery in San Diego. I hear what you are saying, and I agree Coco coit poles are pretty pointless for most philos but monsteras really don’t need a moss pole to climb and root into, they really just want a stick of some sort to grab and assist in climbing. I always let customers know and show them to our redwood stakes instead.
I think she’s putting the balloon directly on top of the soil, newbie mistake. Helium balloons on stings, add google eyes to the balloon, works well and stylish.
Man I feel this rant.
I know nothing about either moss or other poles.
But the concept of things being marketed as another thing and the false thing has completely replaced the original thing and you can’t find anything and nothing has any meaning anymore FUCK