Minecraft Grow a Garden: THE MOVIE

Minecraft Grow a Garden: THE MOVIE

Wake up. Mandatory garden check. Bro, it’s 
like 7:00 a.m. Doesn’t matter. Let’s see   what sad excuse for a garden you’ve got today. 
Well, here’s my dandelion and my potato. Wow, this is actually pathetic. You shouldn’t 
even get anything for this. Here’s your bread   and take a wheat seed. Maybe you’ll actually 
grow something next time. Your garden sucks, loser. Here in garden civilization, your garden 
isn’t just for looks. It’s how you survive. The better your garden, the better you live. I live 
in the lowest tier of garden society called the   compost commons. Every day there’s a garden 
inspection and whatever the inspector thinks of your garden pretty much decides what items 
you get. If you manage to impress the inspector,   sometimes you get something decent like new tools 
or if you’re really lucky, a new plant for your garden. That’s how you make it big down here. 
Hey, Biggy Chops, you want to buy some seed? Conk, you know selling items is banned. Do you want to 
get our gardens wiped? What garden? Like I have anything to lose. What are you two talking about 
over here? Uh, we were just talking about our   favorite type of seeds, right, Conchk? I plead the 
faith. The garden tournament is only days away. You two still have a lot to do. Get back to work. 
I’ll see you later, Conk. See you later. I wonder what that guy meant by garden tournament. Wait, 
you don’t know what the garden tournament is? Uh,   am I supposed to know? The garden tournament is 
the one shot we have to leave this place. Once a year, whoever has the best garden gets to move 
up to the river valley. There’s infinite water,   you know, and the winner gets to bring someone 
with them. The river valley? I thought that place was a myth. I definitely don’t have time to 
win. Well, there’s always next year. I’m missed,   by the way. What’s your name? I’m Piggy Chops. 
Nice to meet you, Piggy Chops. Everyone, meet at the square. We have an incoming 
transfer. Wa! A transfer this close to the   competition? That’s suspicious. This place really 
stinks. Oh. Um, hello, Compost Common. It is so good to see you all. We are bringing you a new 
friend. His name is Grump. What a name. Say hi, Glump. I do not want to be here. Okay, that 
is enough. Go Glump. Oh, and also I have some bad news. Because of the budget cuts, we will no 
longer be servicing compost commons. No more bread rations for you. That means you are on your own. 
Yes. Uh my advice, make your garden very tiptop for the next competition. It will be your last 
chance to make it out. If you have any questions, no thank you. See you at the competition. Man, I 
feel so bad for poor people sometimes. Disperse. The meeting has ended. Grump, I will show you to 
your new home. These are houses. I have to live in this. Unbelievable. Wait, so this is the last 
tournament ever? That’s what he said. And after that, no food, no nothing. We’re just cut off. I 
didn’t even know they could do this. Sounds kind   of unfair to me. I’m just glad they won’t be 
checking my search history anymore. Anyways, I’m going to go check up on my garden. Good 
luck, piggy. See you, missed. Man, I’m screwed.   My garden looks like this and the tournament’s 
tomorrow. If there’s only a way, I could get more items. Hey, piggy chops. Last chance to buy some 
seed. I’ve got hot deals right now, man. Wait, this is perfect. What What do you have, bro? I’ve 
got hoes 50% off. Seeds on seeds on seeds. I can give you bone meal cheap. And I’ve got some 
good flowers, too, bro. And on the down low,   I’ve got two saplings. Those for sure will win 
you the garden competition. H with all this stuff. I definitely have a chance to win. But isn’t 
this kind of like cheating? I mean, it’s unfair   to everyone else. Well, if you win, you just have 
to promise to come back and help everybody. Huh, that’s a good idea. If I win, I’ll come back and 
help. Wait, what? How are you in my head? Anyways,   are you buying or what? I guess so. Uh, how much 
for all of it? That will be my bread. Can’t say no to that. I’m hooking you up big time, homie. 
Good doing business with you. Wow, this is a lot of items. How did he get all this stuff? Not to 
mention the saplings. I better get started. The last of my bone meal here. And hey, we’re looking 
pretty good. And I got extra items left over. Wow, this is a beautiful garden. Really something? 
Oh, Grump. Hi. Tell me, how’d you get all this stuff? How’d you make it so beautiful? Um, I’ve 
just been, you know, saving the items for a long time. Makes sense. Makes sense. That looks like a 
sapling. How’d you get one of those? People have been saying you can’t get those anymore unless you 
buy them on the black market. Very interesting. Oh, shoot. Is he on to me? How would he know? I 
need to say something quick. Um, well, actually, I I just Attention compost comments. Lights out. 
Please return to your homes immediately. Well, it looks like I have to go. Beautiful garden. 
Really, I mean it. It would be a real shame if   something happened to it while you’re sleeping. 
Just saying. Good night, Porky Pal. Phew. I thought he knew. That grump guy is giving me shady 
vibes. Anyways, I better get to bed. I wonder what   the inspector is going to think of my garden. Good 
night, compost comments. Wake up. Garden check time. You know the drill. Good morning. My garden 
is ready for inspection. I’ll meet you outside.   You’re rather chipper this morning. That’s because 
I have a full garden to show what it’s gone. Wow. This is worse than yesterday. No, no, no. I I 
swear it was it was full last night. It Yeah.   Yeah. That’s what they all say. Listen, I I did 
try. I Somebody must have stole all my stuff. It’s against the rules to steal. You know that. I would 
think you would try a little harder with the last   garden competition coming up, but beats me. There 
is no way you’re going to beat Grum’s garden. His is topnotch. Here’s your last bread. This was 
your last inspection, so there won’t be one   tomorrow. Just the competition. No way. What am I 
going to do? I mean, I have all this extra stuff, but it won’t grow in time. The competition’s 
tomorrow. I need to go talk to Grub. He definitely   had something to do with it. I’m pretty sure this 
is Grump’s house, but who are these guys? Uh, hey, is is this Grump’s garden? Yeah, Grump’s Garden, 
but you only got appointment only. Uh, sorry, I didn’t catch that. Uh, he said this is Grump’s 
Garden, but you can only visit by an appointment. Yeah. Yeah, an appointment. What is this thing? 
And and what are you guys? Oh, this wall. What   am I? Uh, he said this is Grump’s Garden Wall, 
and we’re the ass mass. Um, who is speaking? Oh, it’s uh it’s me, uh, Piggy Chops. I don’t know 
what Piggy Chops. I’m going to need to see some identification. Lots of bad people want to steal 
from me. I can’t let that happen. Oh, it’s you, Porky Pelle. Why didn’t you say so? Come on 
in. Come on in. Check out the garden. Wow, it looks exactly like mine. He definitely stole it 
while I was sleeping. I have to say, Porky, your garden really inspired me. I thought, wow, what a 
strong guy. Beautiful garden. Really incredible. I just had to make my own. Inspired by yours. And 
you know what? The inspector says he thinks I’m going to win the competition. A lot of people are 
saying it. Yeah, it looks very um what’s the word? Original. Oh, and where did you get your sapling 
from? Cuz like you said, you could only get them   on the black market, I thought. Porky, when I 
was very young, I was tremendous at agriculture. Really? I could make trees grow. Didn’t even 
need a sapling. It’s a special skill. Probably   not something you’d understand. Anyway, I have to 
tend to my carrots for tomorrow’s competition. So, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. Very 
busy. Thank you. Uh, he said Grump has asked you to leave, so we need you to leave the 
premises. Uh, yeah. Yeah. No, no worries, dude. What a loser. Stealing all my plants and 
then matching the exact layout and then Oh, I   can grow trees without sapling. Dude, what a liar. 
I guess this is it for me. Unless I can magically find some bone meal. We’re stuck here. Hey, piggy 
shops. Oh, uh, hey, Mist. I was just wondering if you had an extra hoe. Mine broke. My garden 
is almost ready for tomorrow. Yeah, sure. Uh,   have mine. I don’t need it. Whoa, an iron hoe. How 
did you get this? You know you could trade this for a ton of stuff. And why is your garden empty? 
It’s a long story. Just take it. You need it more   than me. But if you let me borrow it, I’ll let you 
use some of my extra supplies. Do you happen to have any bone meal? No way. I wish. I do know how 
to make it though. But you’ll need a lot of seeds, which I can tell you don’t have. Wait, you can 
make bone meal, and I I have a lot of seeds. Come   to my house. I’ll show you. This is a composter. 
It’s illegal to have here, but basically you fill it up with seeds and with a little time it spawns 
bone meal. Wo, that’s really useful. I I feel like   we should all have one. Your weird rock neighbor 
sold it to me for some bread. Don’t tell anyone, though. I’m not a rock. I mean, sh I’m not here, 
weirdo. Anyways, grab your extra seed and bring it here. Sounds good. I’ll be right back. This 
composter thing is super cool, but why don’t we   all have one? I mean, it’s something we all need 
and we could all really use down here. Anyways, I’m just glad I can use hers. I might still 
have a chance if I can make enough. What is it?   That’s Grump in my house. Um, excuse me. This 
is my house. You’re going through my stuff. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Must have mistaken your home for 
mine. I must be sundowning. Who knows? Anyways, goodbye. No way. He took like half of my seats. 
I’ll barely have enough. He can’t get away with this. I’m going to tell a guard. Hey, guard. 
Uh, guard over here. What’s going on? Listen,   I’m not trying to be a snitch. But Grump 
keeps stealing stuff from me, and I really need this stuff from my garden. Weren’t you 
the one with the illegal tree sapling? I saw   you doing business with the sea dealer, too. If 
you play dirty games, it’s bound to get messy. I suggest you keep quiet. The day is almost over. 
You should be getting ready for tomorrow. Man,   I don’t get this place. Why is it illegal to sell 
items? But oh, it’s all right if I steal. And I thought these guards were here to protect us, 
but I guess they’re just part of the problem.   Something’s fishy with this place. It’s not 
like it used to be. Something tells me that a lot will be revealed when I make it to the river 
valley. I mean, if I make it to the river valley.   I can’t let Grump win. I need to go make bone 
meal now. And that’s the last of my seeds. 32 bone meal. Let’s hope this works. I guess 32 bone 
meal is the magic number. Nice. Looks just like last time. Hopefully the tall grass will give me 
an edge against Grump’s garden. Wow, your garden   looks even better than mine now. Maybe I shouldn’t 
have helped you. Don’t worry. I’ll definitely pick you as my partner if I win. My garden would 
just be dirt if it wasn’t for you. If I win,   I’ll pick you, too. It’s getting dark, so I 
should head back now. I’ll see you tomorrow. See you. Attention compost comments. Lights 
out. Please return to your homes immediately.   Tomorrow’s the big day. Let’s just hope Grump 
stays put tonight. Good night, Compost Commons. I don’t know. I get all day. What the heck is Is 
there somebody outside? Oh, I think we can put it out. Put it out. Uh, what are you guys doing? Uh, 
uh, you you you go first. Uh, well, uh, he said we were just checking on your garden to make sure 
it’s all safe for the competition tomorrow. Oh,   idiot. Not flint and steel. I didn’t burn it down. 
Uh, he said that Grump did not definitely send us to burn the your garden down with the flint and 
steel he gave me to burn your garden down. Oh,   you freaking idiot. Why you tell me about this? 
Uh, he said, “You freaking idiot. Why’d you tell him about the flint and steel?” Oh, whoops. 
So, you aren’t here to burn my garden down with the flint and steel? Nope. Uh, he said I 
I understood him that time. We’re all good. Oh,   okay. Well, I mean, I don’t want to scare you 
guys, but I did hear a rumor that somebody was going to try to burn down Grump’s garden 
tonight, so I would stay on guard. Oh,   really? We should get back to you. Thank you, 
sir, for letting us know. Let’s go. Yeah, let’s go. Let’s go. Those guys are gullible. 
I don’t think I have to worry about them. Attention compost, the garden final competition 
will be in 5 minutes. Add your final touches now. What? It’s It’s morning and 5 minutes. I I must 
have flipped in. I I better check everything’s   still in place. Hey, open up. Mist, what’s 
what’s going on? Did you see Grum Stardin? He’s got this thing. It’s called bamboo. It’s 
so tall. We definitely don’t stand a chance.   I I see it from here. How did he get that? I 
I swear he knows something we don’t. I heard he’s friends with the guards and that they 
smuggled that stuff in. It doesn’t matter,   Piggy. I completely wiped my garden. What? Why 
would you do that? I thought we would only have a standing chance if your garden was better. So, 
I turned all of my seeds into bone meal. Here,   take it. You should be able to grow your trees 
taller. We don’t have much time. It’s our only chance. Mist, I I don’t know what to say. 
Thank you. Hurry, do it. Just promise you’ll   pick me as your partner if you win. Uh, Mist, I 
I promise. I hope this will be enough. Attention compost comments. The garden competition starts 
now. Return your garden immediately. Good luck, Piggy. I can’t believe Miss sacrificed her garden 
for me. I mean, it makes sense. One strong garden is better than two weak ones. I hope it’ll work. 
Sir, this is our first contestant, Piggy Chops. Ah, yes. Piggy Chops. This is a very strange 
name. It suits you, I suppose. Now, Piggy Chops, what has inspired your garden design? Uh, to be 
honest, I don’t really have a speech planned, but I guess like nature. Piggy man, I do 
not like speeches. You know this. Anyway,   you have good taste. Piggy chops. I like the 
black market tree. Very, how do you say? It spices things up. I’ve not seen a tree that big here 
before. Illegal items. They just make me feel so validated. Is that the word? Yes, validated. How 
do you swing, piggy chops? Uh, what do you mean? Are you the beetroot carrot type of guy or more 
of the spruce sapling kind? Uh, no offense, sir, but I I don’t know what you’re asking. Me either. 
You confuse me, piggy chops. Next. Fisty starts. This guy is definitely not making it out of here. 
Skip. Wait, what? Skip. You You can’t skip me. After many hours of deliberation, a decision has 
been made. Please come to the town square. An   announcement will be made shortly. Hey, how do you 
think you did? I mean, I’m pretty hopeful. They took a long time to decide, so I think it means 
it’s a close race. If there was an obvious winner,   they would have announced it by now. By obvious 
winner, you meant me, right? The inspector said my garden was the best he’s ever seen. Nobody’s 
ever had a garden like this. The most prosperous garden in decades, they’re saying. He looked 
at my bamboo and said, “Grump, I’ve never seen   bamboo so long. Everybody’s talking about it. 
They call me Big Bamboo. It’s really incredible. Maybe your garden is so prosperous because you 
stole everything from other people. I know an   island I could send you to. Piggy, let’s go. 
And you wouldn’t like it very much. Believe me, not a nice place. Not nice at all. Hello everyone. 
Welcome to the 378 Onward Garden Competition. Yay. I volunteer as tribute. Wrong universe, buddy. 
Anyway, I don’t like speeches. Say boring. But it is important I tell you how important 
this last competition is. In the olden days, we had to parkour to survive. After that, the only 
way to eat was PvP. Because of those before you, we now rely on gardening to separate the poor 
from the rich. But after today, the poor will always be poor. It is like I have enchanted a 
netherite sword with wealth disparity 4. Nothing against you, but you all are cooked. And how do 
you say I am the cooker? No. No. I am the one who is cooking. Yeah. We have a very strange scenario 
tonight. Never in my life have I seen this. Two gardens both so inspiring. I cannot choose between 
them. in such a conflict. Yeah, piggy chops. G, you have won the final competition. You have tied. 
Each of you pick one partner to bring to the next level. Tata was coming. Peggy, we won. I guess our 
plan worked. I I can’t believe it. We won. I mean, we tied, but wait, we get to go to the river 
valley. The way they counted the votes was   very fraudulent. I’ve never seen a system marked 
corrupt and everybody knows it. Okay, Piggy Chops, congratulations. Who do you pick on your partner? 
I choose Mist. Yippee! Yippee! Good choice. Here is the key to the next area. I wonder what the 
river valley looks like. Me, too. I bet it’s going to be pretty. This kind of just looks like 
a room. Pull me. Okay. Piggy. Piggy. I I can’t see. Sleep tight, little Vans. Where am I? Mist. 
Piggy, what’s happening? Oh, guys, do not worry. These are only the chambers for torture. Who wants 
to go first? Guys, guys, I’m only joking. I mean, unless you want to be Never mind. Why are we 
in jail cells? No speaking until I am finished. Welcome to the River Valley. I am so excited for 
you guys. But there are a few things you need to know, though. The River Valley is kind of like 
the show Survivor. Do you know this show? Uh, no. I haven’t seen any shows before. Oh, yeah. 
I forgot we took away TVs years ago. Silly me. Anyways, the premise goes like this. Welcome to 
the River Valley, your personal patch of paradise with a twist. Over the next 3 days, you’ll put 
your green thumbs to the ultimate test. Grow the most beautiful, most prosperous garden, and 
claim the crown of the river valley. On your land, the sky is the limit. Dance in dirt, jump over 
logs, or even plant a smooch if you dare. But remember the one inviolatable rule. Never touch 
the water. To kick things off, each team will snag a special advantage earned in our delightfully 
cheesy opening challenge. So, grab your hose, rally your team, and let the River Valley Games 
begin. This video was sponsored by Planting Tier. It’s normal for your government to spy on you. 
It’s normal for your government to know all your   private information. Okay, so the river valley 
is just the garden competition, but with teams. Sort of. The explanation monkey should help. Bring 
in the monkeys. I love this part of orientation. Another day, another dollar. Okay, so monkey one have 64 ugly banana, but 
banana taste good. Monkey 2 has three pretty bananas, but bananas taste bad. Monkey 3 has 20 
decent banana. They taste okay. Who wins? Uh, monkey 3. Uh, I was thinking monkey 
one. Yeah, analogy never works,   but it gives me a reason to keep three 
monkeys. We used to have 10 monkeys, but the river valley is very simple. Make your 
garden pretty and prosperous. The winning team of this competition gets to move on to the next 
level of the garden society. And do not forget, what can we not touch? We can’t touch the water. 
Wow, look at you go. You are so smart. A few more things. Introducing the idol of immunity. 
Hidden on each island is one idol of immunity. The players with the idol in their inventory at 
the end of the competition will also get to move   on with the winners. But beware friends, the idol 
of immunity may save your skin, but it stirs up greed like nothing else. When fortune’s on the 
line, trust is the first casualty. So keep your   eye on the prize and your so-called allies. This 
video was sponsored by Grump Hats. Get your grump hats. Fresh from Chinese sweat shops. Normally 
I do not allow questions, but I will make an exception. Was that Grump on the TV? Where is he? 
And who did he pick for his partner? I cannot say, but I can tell you this. He won’t be on your team. 
He is on OP. You dig? But look, Compost Commons is no more. Defunded. The same fate will fall upon 
the river valley sooner or later. So it is best not to stick around. Sir, Grump is red. Okay. 
Thanks you. You guys are team red. Ta. Well, that was kind of rude. I guess we’re here now. 
I’m not sure if I’m excited or scared. Me either. But whatever happens, let’s just stick together. 
You coming, Piggy? Wait, I can hear Grump talking through the pipe. I’m going to listen. You 
go. Always breaking things. So, why is this guy? He looks easy to manipulate. Moldable. 
I think he’s pretty capable to G. Remember, you are trying to be these people’s friend. 
You are supposed to be nice and likable. They   are never going to trust you if you keep acting 
this phase. You know, bend to their level. Yeah, I know. What is your name? Uh, my name is Evbo. 
That’s it. Just Evbo. Is it short for something like Eblocks? Evbo or like Evboob? Just Evbo. Can 
someone explain why I’m in a cage and this guy is just all out and about? Listen, little fella. 
There’s a big world outside of these gardens.   Big world, biggest in the universe. Here it’s 
dangerous, right, Gregor? Yeah. So dangerous and scary. Gregor and I are trying to fix this 
broken place. And if you help us fix it, we will reward you handsomely. Right, Gregor? Yes, he is 
very handsome. I I mean, yeah, rewards. Handsomely rewarded. A certain person keeps bringing in 
certain items that make it unfair for everyone else. We just need to find who this person is. 
They are very bad. Very bad indeed. Plus Grump’s team. Let’s just say they get an extra helping 
hand. And if you don’t want to help us, well, should we tell him, Gregor? Yeah, tell him. Snip 
snip. Snip snip. Right, Gregor? Snip snip. Okay, okay, I get it. What do you need me to do? Just be 
a team player. Know who is and isn’t your friend. We are your friends, Mr. Evbo. We are like 
the best buddies and friends help friends, right, Evbo? Snip snip. Yeah, we are friends. 
Friends help friends. So, here’s the plan. Piggy, come on. They’re waiting for you. Okay. Okay, I’m 
coming. Piggy chops, follow me to the red team’s HQ. Wow, this place is big and it’s kind of nice. 
I talked to the team already. They’re pretty cool and skilled. I think we’ll have a good chance. 
Here is your team HQ. Today is orientation,   so get oriented. Come meet them, miss. I I need to 
tell you what I heard up there. What did you hear? A lot. Honestly, you were right. Grump and Gregor, 
they’re friends. They’re like working together,   and they’re looking for someone. Someone 
who has items that they shouldn’t have. Oh, and Grump picked that Ebo guy to be his 
partner and was like threatening him. Uh,   I don’t know. They’re making a plan, but it it 
sounded sinister. Did you hear the plan? No, that’s uh right when you came in. Oh, no. I’m 
sorry. I just didn’t want you to get in trouble.   No, don’t worry. It’s okay. Uh, I should go meet 
the team. Let’s talk about this later. You must be Piggy Chops. Nice to meet you. I’m Jack Swano. 
I’m Alice. The name is Grubard, but I go by Grub. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you guys. So, where 
did you all come from? We’ve been here a while.   When you don’t win the River Valley competition, 
you just get recycled into another team to play again. Honestly, this team is looking good so far. 
Although we haven’t won these past competitions,   we definitely carried the weight of our 
past teams. You could say that again. So, what skills do you guys have? I’m more of a 
planner. Alice is super good at building and Grub   knows how to find most blocks we’ll need. I don’t 
really know what I’m good at. What about you, Mist? Yeah, me neither. It’s okay. I’m sure we 
can find you something to do. So, is like building a big thing here? Yes and no. It takes too much 
time. We’ve tried big builds before. They always lose. This is a garden competition after all. If 
you guys could help strategize our production,   that would be super helpful. I think we can 
help with that. Sounds good to me. Attention River Valley. All teams meet for our orientation 
programming. Here we go. People of the river valley, hello. It is me, Gregor. So many of you 
know the rules already, but I need to restate them for the newcomers. Three days, five teams, and 
everyone will start with the same items, seeds, etc. Most beautiful and prosperous garden. Winner, 
winner, winner. Everyone else, stinky loser. And don’t touch the water, silly, or you die. You will 
all be completing in our first mini game to pick your abilities. The winner picks first, the second 
pick second, so on and so forth. You will all be teleported to the game arena now. [Music] What 
happened? That felt weird. I did not like that. Teleportation. You’ll get used to it. Whoever wins 
this miniame has first dibs on their advantage. It could be crazy good, like extra tools or enchanted 
items. Last place gets last pick. The game is parkour. You each have 10 dirt blocks to assist 
your parkour endeavors. Begin team. Let’s go. Uh, what? Don’t tell me you guys are bad at parkour. 
We’ve never tried parkour before. Of course. Here, take the dirt blocks. You’re going to 
need it. We’ll finish as a team. So,   see you guys down there. Look, the orange team 
is already leaving us in the dust. Of course, they have me doing parkour. Never going to escape 
this. Wait, missed. That That’s the EPO guy,   the one Grub picked. You guys got this, right? 
Yeah, I think we do. Just don’t take too much fall damage. See you down there. Oh, man. This 
looks really far down. Piggy, are you coming? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I’m just warming up. My legs are a 
little uh stiff. Okay, just don’t wait too long. So much for sticking together, man. We really are 
high up. One slip in Splat. Wait a minute. I have an idea. Ah, hey guys. Uh, we lost the pig. Wait, 
what? Where is he? Hey guys. Ow. Where did you get a hay bale? Oh, I I made a few from the the wheat 
we spawned in. That’s genius. Let’s use them all   the way to the bottom. We could be orange. 
Give them to Grub. He’s the best at parkour. Nice work, team. We’re like halfway there, guys. I 
only see four of the orange team. Oh, yeah. You’re   right. We can totally beat them. Oh, hey, fatties. 
Looks like you’re struggling a bit. Couldn’t be me. Oh, brother. How are you doing that? That is 
totally cheating. Not cheating. Actually, since my last round of Ozic, I’ve been so light that I 
can just float everywhere I go. Grump the fairy, they say. See you, fatties. Guys, to break it to 
you, we got to hurry. The rest of the orange team   is at the bottom. Let’s go. I don’t think we’re 
going to make it. Ah, so close. Looks like you guys just don’t have what it takes. Second place 
is the first loser. Actually, second isn’t too bad. Well, we got the enchantment table, so it’s 
looking very dark for you. Very dark indeed. Well, the iron tools are still aboard. That’s a 
great advantage. Let’s grab it. I agree.   Grab it. All right. Looks like we’re starting 
off with iron tools. See you guys back at base. Good job, guys. Second is a pretty strong 
start. Yeah, not to complain, but an enchanter   would be nice. If they find a way to farm XP, that 
enchanter could be dangerous. So, what’s the plan, guys? Tomorrow morning, we’ll receive our items. 
It differs every competition, so there’s no way of   knowing what we’ll get. I’ll build the mop spawner 
for the bone meal and such. While Jack Swano plans our garden, we should gather all the wood and 
anything else on our plot. Flowers, sugar cane,   all of it. What about the idol? Should we be 
searching for it? Not really. We should focus on winning as a team, not just one of us. That made 
sense. I’m not sure why, but I’m kind of excited. I feel like we have a real chance. Me, too. 
You guys seem pretty solid. I was thinking the   same thing. It’s so odd how dystopian the compost 
commons were, but here I’m kind of having fun. Oh, yeah. You came from compost. How’s it going down 
there? Uh, not very well. We were the winners of   the last garden competition. Wait, what do you 
mean last garden competition? Shortly before the competition, they announced it would be the 
last. Something about the compost commons being defunded. Defunded? Yep. Defunded. They’re not 
even feeding people there anymore. Everyone’s   on their own. I made a promise that if I won 
the competition, I’d come back to help. So, that’s my goal. Compost Commons is shutting down. 
That is not good. Not good for real. What else can you guys tell us? Was there anything weird going 
on? I mean, just days before the competition,   that guy Grump was transferred into our area. 
Pity shops tied with him in the competition. He had access to stuff we haven’t even seen before. 
What do you mean by stuff? Uh, tools, plants, uh, special items. I mean, all the above. There 
was also this other guy. He’s kind of stupid,   harmless looking, but he was trying to sell me 
stuff, too. I mean, he actually sold me the stuff that let me win the competition. kind of feel 
guilty about it, but he definitely had items   he shouldn’t have had. Both of them did. Harmless 
and stupid. Alice, uh, this guy, did he happen to look like a rock? Yep. He was a rock if I’ve ever 
seen one. No face or eyes even. I think his name was uh Conk. Um, one second. We need to talk in 
private, right, guys? Right. Right. Yes. What was that all about? I don’t know, but I guess Conch 
is important. Porky pal over here. Right on. Thank you. Isn’t this a nice place? I mean, not as nice 
as mine, but much nicer than that compost place. I want you to meet my new best friend, Elmo. It’s 
Ebo. Oh, yeah. Ebo. Sorry about that. Anyways, I just wanted to wish you luck because you’re 
going to need it. Okay. Not sure if you heard,   but tomorrow we will be getting our new enchanter. 
And we have an XP expert on our team. Joofy. Come say hi. He’s one of the best. Truly. Hi, guys. Juy 
has the record for the most XP farmed in the River Valley. Don’t you Joffy? I mean, technically, 
yeah. Anyways, the ice mice have been drafting up a killer plan. Truly killer. No one has seen a 
plan so good. We are calling it the big beautiful plan for winners. Anyways, we need to do some 
classified debriefing. See you. Good luck, guys. Thanks, Jofy. See you. Hey guys, change of 
plans. This is going to sound like a lot. Just stay with us, okay? Mist piggy chops, would you 
both agree that something weird is going on? That these competitions are strange, unfair, or even 
that there’s a lot of unnecessary or, let’s say, preventable suffering? I mean, yeah, feels like 
it. Do you ever question why we are here? What   is beyond all of this? I agree. It’s kind of 
strange we grow all this stuff. Where does all the food go that we make? All the seed and other 
items. Exactly. Our hard work is disguised as   competitions and games. There’s a world outside 
of here that’s full of people. We’re basically agricultural slaves. Slaves? What? How do you 
know all this? Well, there’s a area boundary and uh we’ve been outside it. The area boundary is set 
by bedrock, but we’ve found an exploit to break it. Escaping is our goal, but we have another more 
important mission on our hands. Hypothetically,   if there was some item that could say give someone 
the key to provide for themselves, a key to equal wealth, would you share it with everyone? I mean, 
yeah, keeping that to yourself would just be plain   evil. Yeah, that’s the right thing to do. I think 
we can trust him. You can trust us for sure. Okay, we’re going to break into Compost Commons and save 
Conk. I’m sorry. What? We’ve been looking for him for a long time. He has an item. It’s called 
the aura flower. It has the power to free us, all of us, from this constant cycle of garden 
competition. No one really ever makes it out.   Greor knows about the oral flower, too. He wants 
it to be destroyed. If it’s gone, he knows he can’t control us forever. Hey, tell them about 
what you heard Grump and Gregor talking about. Oh,   yeah. Grump and Greor, they’re they’re looking 
for someone with items they shouldn’t have. That must be Conch. Makes sense. We’ve heard rumors 
about Grump. Not to be rude, but why should we   trust you? This makes no sense, Conchk. I mean, 
no offense, but he’s sort of in his own world. Exactly. He seems harmless. The last place you’d 
expect to find something so powerful. A lot of us down here are part of a rebellion. We thought one 
day he would show up. But now that Compost Commons is on its own, we have to go to him. Okay, but 
how are we going to go back? It’s not like we can dig our way there. That’s where you’re wrong. Oh 
yeah, we can get there with the bedrock exploit.   Keep your voice down. We can’t let anyone find 
out. Attention, River Valley, lights out. The competition begins after the first announcement 
tomorrow. Are you guys down? I guess we’ve got a   rock to save and a fancy flower. Glad to hear it. 
Now everyone gets sleep. This is not going to be easy. Look at them rush into the little huts. They 
are like ants and I am the queen. They feed me, fight for me. I love this job. I am so good 
at it. Corporate wants to see you. Corporate, but my performance review isn’t until the 
next game. They’re waiting in your office. Oh, it’s so nice to see you guys. Your 
performance has been inadequate. You have not provided updates. Where is the aura 
flower? No progress yet. Someone has it, but we don’t know who. Grump is successfully 
integrated into the games. People trust him.   He’s close to the players. We are listening 
for any slips. I don’t think you understand the consequences. If even one player 
harnesses the power of the aura flower,   our leverage is gone. I know. Oh, I know. One 
magic plant in the house of cards comes down. They are all dumb and stupid. They will slip 
up. We are upping surveillance on the river   valley and on you. If your performance continues 
to be inadequate, you’ll be replaced. No need for that. Anyone for tea? Pay attention to Alice and 
Grub. They’re always causing problems. We’ll be back after the games. Replacements can be messy. 
Don’t make us send a cleaner. I might actually be in trouble this time. No one ever stays for 
tea. Upgrade the surveillance systems. I want every corner of the river valley in sight. 
Got it. Got it. We’ll start in the morning. Spent the whole time mapping this out. 
Here’s the plan. Our priority, keep Grub   underground. We can’t all be seen digging towards 
compost commons. That’ll draw attention. Gregor is watching for anything weird. We need to 
look like we’re just here to win. Jax Swano,   you and Grub, head below and get what you 
need for the bedrock breaker. Move quickly, stay quiet. Mist, you’re on trees. Chop, 
replant, make it look routine. Piggy chops, you’re gathering anything useful. Seeds, 
flowers, and get to planting. Once Grub’s ready, he’ll signal. Then, Grub and Piggy Chops start 
tunneling to Compost Commons. The rest of us   cover the surface. When we hit Compost Commons, we 
find Conch. We stick to this, we win. We slip up, we’re finished. Any questions? Nope. Got it. Are 
we sure this bedrock breaker thing works? Uh, it’s 50/50. Kind of finicky. River 
Valley, your chests have been stocked   and abilities delivered. The games begin now. 
Everyone, get your iron gear. Get started. If it goes over here. Uh, I think it goes over 
here. No, it didn’t go over here, Dy. Whatever you say, Mr. Sheep, I’m so sorry. Wow, Juy, this 
enchantment rig is looking great. Thank you. It’s a pretty basic starter setup. Juy, I’m looking for 
a certain enchantment. Frost Walker. Do you know that one? Yes, Frost Walker. I’m aware, but that 
doesn’t seem very useful. Efficiency or Juy, I know what I’m talking about. It’s called thinking 
outside the box. You should try it sometime. Now, how exactly is Frost Walker thinking outside 
the box in a gardening competition? The water. Precisely, Jof. We can’t touch the water, but we 
can touch the ice. Okay, but why would we need to cross the water? You four, you can produce 
that much. I mean, I can. I once fed an entire village with just my hand and one seedling. But 
think, boom, night hits. We throw our boots on, sneak across the river, steal a little seed, maybe 
some carrots, and bam, we’re in first place. It works like a charm. No one gets hurt. Don’t worry. 
That’s cheating. I’m not cool with that. Fbo, remember what we talked about? You, me, and 
Gregor. I’d hate to get innocent Juy involved.   I’d prefer if we played fair. I heard the ice mice 
just crafted some shears. Didn’t you guys? Uh, actually, we used all our iron on the sheep 
set. You stupid. Yeah. [ __ ] Uh, he said, “Yeah, shears. Snip snip memo.” Uh, he said, 
“Snip snip, Mr. Fbo.” Yeah, I remember. Come on, we’re friends. Fbo. I don’t really have a choice 
here. Yeah, I used to be a snug. This is a piece of cake. How close do you think we are? 1 
2 3. Whoa. How did you know? Counting. Um, I don’t think Alice would approve of me saying 
this, but you know this operation is dangerous, right? There’s no guarantee of your safety. I 
mean, there’s no guarantee for any of us. I mean, yeah, I assume so. Heroes don’t back down 
from danger, do they? What’s your motivation, Piggy? I mean, I know mine, but you seem so 
eager to help and trusting. All for what? Just following my gut, I guess. We both know that’s 
not a true answer. Doesn’t matter. I guess we do appreciate your support. Well, Kong helped 
me get here. And I met you guys and you guys informed me of like the bigger picture, so now 
I guess I’m helping Kong. Shut up. Uh, what? Oh, sorry. I thought I heard something. I 
must be hearing things continue. Um,   yeah. I I just want to help the people I 
left in Compost Commons. I I really hope they’re doing okay. You’re a good guy for that, 
Piggy. My motivations are a little more selfish, I guess. I just I just want to be free to see 
the outside. I I want to try cake and I want to   build my own house. And maybe I’ll have a little 
flock of chickens and I can share the eggs with my neighbors. What was that? That was right. Someone 
is here. Be quiet. Like in the cave with us. Maybe it’s Alice or Mist. It It’s not. I know their 
smell. Their smell? You you you you can smell them. Yes, I have a super sense of smell. Now, 
shut up before I make you hide. They’re coming. Piggy chops. Grub.

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00:00 Grow a Garden Civilization
00:44 Piggy Meets Conk
04:50 Something is Missing!
10:13 Sabotage and Betrayal
15:00 A New Hope
19:31 Evbo Gets Captured
21:28: Piggy Meets and the Gang
26:12 Jackswano’s Debrief
29:20 The Rebellion Begins
37:30 End of Civilization Movie

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