Somehow it’s going to find a way to disappoint you. Only because you said it should be easy.
divinehunni
Just water it
ActiveMidnight6979
That is a cardboard fern, It need high humidity, around near 2000% and has an annual growth rate of 0.00001 mm per year.
It seems like you are on the right track !
Gritty_Grits
Ok so remove the paper so we can see the plant underneath it….
Stuffstuff1
That paper was dead a long time ago
barryg123
Not recommended in areas with high risk of wildfires
latinxalien
I thought this was r/houseplantcirclejerk
JulieTheChicagoKid
The leaves look really wrinkly… definitely needs more water!! Also is it getting too much sunshine? I can’t tell?? Done over fertilize! Or you’ll end up with a huge shipping container!! 😂
DowntownShop1
Needs more neem oil
DokkodoMakoto
Wow, an Amazon delivery box seedling! Rare, native flora.
switchmage
well when you’re finished unpacking it let us know okay?
Queenleo84
🤣
arioandy
Beautiful cardboardensis v rare only available from amazon these days
BWWFC
be weary my mistake… DON’T OVER WATER!
FlowerspowersArg
This reminds me of an old coworker. She had been watering a small cactus for a few years. It was plastic
cancanbanan
Definitely has thrips 😂
Sabby438
Yeh, just never water it
CdnTreeGuy89
Have you tried fire? 🔥
EntertainerForeign77
ok
later-g8r
Needs more calmag
DysphoricBeNightmare
It’s gorgeous as is! Celebrate the glory in death.
Salt_Taro9324
just put it by a south facing window!🙃
orange_colored_sky
A beautiful cactboard plant! I wish I could have one of these but my cats would cromch it 😜
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should be being its paper 😂
He’s kinda right tbh
Somehow it’s going to find a way to disappoint you. Only because you said it should be easy.
Just water it
That is a cardboard fern, It need high humidity, around near 2000% and has an annual growth rate of 0.00001 mm per year.
It seems like you are on the right track !
Ok so remove the paper so we can see the plant underneath it….
That paper was dead a long time ago
Not recommended in areas with high risk of wildfires
I thought this was r/houseplantcirclejerk
The leaves look really wrinkly… definitely needs more water!! Also is it getting too much sunshine? I can’t tell?? Done over fertilize! Or you’ll end up with a huge shipping container!! 😂
Needs more neem oil
Wow, an Amazon delivery box seedling! Rare, native flora.
well when you’re finished unpacking it let us know okay?
🤣
Beautiful cardboardensis v rare only available from amazon these days
be weary my mistake… DON’T OVER WATER!
This reminds me of an old coworker. She had been watering a small cactus for a few years. It was plastic
Definitely has thrips 😂
Yeh, just never water it
Have you tried fire? 🔥
ok
Needs more calmag
It’s gorgeous as is! Celebrate the glory in death.
just put it by a south facing window!🙃
A beautiful cactboard plant! I wish I could have one of these but my cats would cromch it 😜
I love this sub sm