How to get my placenta to thrive?!

by ShinyUnicornPoo

13 Comments

  1. CalligrapherGreat618

    Gross why can’t she just eat it like a normal person

  2. GnaphaliumUliginosum

    What could possibly go wrong with having a decomposing human organ in a pot in the living room?

  3. Spiteful_wildberry

    Uhhh to each their own??? Post birth does some strange things to people

  4. Parking_Low248

    You want vultures in your house? That’s how you get vultures in your house.

  5. basaltcolumn

    What, you guys don’t have an indoor pot of rotting human meat to slow kill trees in?

  6. Dependent_Chest_9349

    Blend er up, down it, and then regurgitate it into a ceramic planter (with no drainage, don’t want those nutrients escaping), with a semi established monstera adansonii. Then go ahead and just throw it all out.

  7. forever29_

    Even carnivorous plants are shaking in horror

  8. chrysalisempress

    Obviously the answer is to blend it into a pulp and freeze it into cubes. Just add two placenticubes to your plant a week! #gardeninghacks

  9. Opening-Fortune-9607

    Watermelon would be the correct choice, imho.

  10. joojoogirl

    Oh great, the kid will have a tree for each body part. Baby teeth, tonsils, who know where it will end!

  11. _living_legend_

    – Would you put a beef stake in a soil as a fertilizer?
    + Of course not!
    – How about a comparable tissue from your own body?
    + Absolutely.

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