Gross why can’t she just eat it like a normal person
GnaphaliumUliginosum
What could possibly go wrong with having a decomposing human organ in a pot in the living room?
Spiteful_wildberry
Uhhh to each their own??? Post birth does some strange things to people
Parking_Low248
You want vultures in your house? That’s how you get vultures in your house.
basaltcolumn
What, you guys don’t have an indoor pot of rotting human meat to slow kill trees in?
Dependent_Chest_9349
Blend er up, down it, and then regurgitate it into a ceramic planter (with no drainage, don’t want those nutrients escaping), with a semi established monstera adansonii. Then go ahead and just throw it all out.
lapin-rose
Baby’s tears OBVIOUSLY.
forever29_
Even carnivorous plants are shaking in horror
chrysalisempress
Obviously the answer is to blend it into a pulp and freeze it into cubes. Just add two placenticubes to your plant a week! #gardeninghacks
Labralite
Is that how babies are made ???
Opening-Fortune-9607
Watermelon would be the correct choice, imho.
joojoogirl
Oh great, the kid will have a tree for each body part. Baby teeth, tonsils, who know where it will end!
_living_legend_
– Would you put a beef stake in a soil as a fertilizer?
+ Of course not!
– How about a comparable tissue from your own body?
+ Absolutely.
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Gross why can’t she just eat it like a normal person
What could possibly go wrong with having a decomposing human organ in a pot in the living room?
Uhhh to each their own??? Post birth does some strange things to people
You want vultures in your house? That’s how you get vultures in your house.
What, you guys don’t have an indoor pot of rotting human meat to slow kill trees in?
Blend er up, down it, and then regurgitate it into a ceramic planter (with no drainage, don’t want those nutrients escaping), with a semi established monstera adansonii. Then go ahead and just throw it all out.
Baby’s tears OBVIOUSLY.
Even carnivorous plants are shaking in horror
Obviously the answer is to blend it into a pulp and freeze it into cubes. Just add two placenticubes to your plant a week! #gardeninghacks
Is that how babies are made ???
Watermelon would be the correct choice, imho.
Oh great, the kid will have a tree for each body part. Baby teeth, tonsils, who know where it will end!
– Would you put a beef stake in a soil as a fertilizer?
+ Of course not!
– How about a comparable tissue from your own body?
+ Absolutely.