Need relationship advice.
No matter how much I try to love my monstera, she just climbs further away. I try so hard to get her to look at me, but all she wants to do is look out the window. I feel like she’s been so stretched out lately.
Should I try to get her a lobotomy?
by Subject-Zucchini-558
2 Comments
F**k her into submission obviously… a woman cannot resist a dominant man while you do it force unbreaking eye contact
She will ALWAYS look at the sun and you have her mounted backwards. Stop trying to control your lady and she will flourish!