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HELP!! The pothos has escaped confinement, gained sentience and is trying to stop time itself. Can I remedy by drowning it in neem oil ?
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HELP!! The pothos has escaped confinement, gained sentience and is trying to stop time itself. Can I remedy by drowning it in neem oil ?


HELP!! The pothos has escaped confinement, gained sentience and is trying to stop time itself. Can I remedy by drowning it in neem oil ?

by baki995

3 Comments

  1. SycheosChaos

    You must lobotomies it😊
    Hope it yelps

  2. -FlyingFox-

    This is a lost cause. You have lost the battle. You have two options: 1. Accept your place and just live with your Pothos overlord, or 2. Move out and give it your home.  

  3. Emily_Porn_6969

    We all knew that this was bound to happen someday ! Now that it has achieved this level of intelligence , we need to assume that it will come after all humanity with such revenge that all civilizations worldwide are in grave danger . Woe is us .

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