27 days ago / tonight. New growth has been dosed on 4 hours daily of mcr and rupauls drag race. I got her on clearance because everyone thought she was so horrifically ugly it made them go into a violent fit of rage. Me, However, The Kindhearted One took her under my wing and nursed her back to health and now the reactions are.. arousal? Not quite sure. Book her for birthdays, anniversaries, funerals, and honeymoons. Her wacky sometimes quite tacky is for everyone! Please give me 14 month notice and a 5000$ retainer
by Haunting-History-796
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OMG my wishlist is already too long but this MUST be added. Please tell me you named her something quirky like Phyllis or Gertrude.