Dangling an extension cord over a plumbing fixture to which you’ve attached an ersatz penis is a surefire way to let the world know you’re quirky!
countingc
chat am i actually seeing what i’m seeing rn? this mf really needs to work on his cable spaghetti
joojoogirl
Glossing over the working toilet note and other decor choices, is that a picture of a Saint above the ivy?
plantgirl7
Feel like you need some neon blue aquarium gravel to cover the soil, really complete that look. I think your ivy feels shy that’s why it’s not growing, you need to give it some pants
MarlenHamsic
Op i can only dream to, one day, have a house like yours
PipGirl2211
Your grow light is WAY too close to the plant – no wonder it’s so grumpy! Try relocating the grow light to another room, and only turn it on for 1 hour every day.
genomskinligt
u will never ever be able to host a party with men unless you want the urinal plant to become a urinal pissy piss plant
TangerineStarSky
Why?
Admirable-View-1263
I….
Interesting_Bee_8797
I’ve learned so much about you already lolol
Um… How often are you using the grow light? Is the soil too moisturized? Have you tried moving the grow light to the hallway? What are you feeding her? And do you talk to her?
curiousgirls
I know this is cj but i need more information on this because what
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What in the crack head…
I forgot what sub this is…
Dangling an extension cord over a plumbing fixture to which you’ve attached an ersatz penis is a surefire way to let the world know you’re quirky!
chat am i actually seeing what i’m seeing rn? this mf really needs to work on his cable spaghetti
Glossing over the working toilet note and other decor choices, is that a picture of a Saint above the ivy?
Feel like you need some neon blue aquarium gravel to cover the soil, really complete that look. I think your ivy feels shy that’s why it’s not growing, you need to give it some pants
Op i can only dream to, one day, have a house like yours
Your grow light is WAY too close to the plant – no wonder it’s so grumpy! Try relocating the grow light to another room, and only turn it on for 1 hour every day.
u will never ever be able to host a party with men unless you want the urinal plant to become a urinal pissy piss plant
Why?
I….
I’ve learned so much about you already lolol
Um… How often are you using the grow light? Is the soil too moisturized? Have you tried moving the grow light to the hallway? What are you feeding her? And do you talk to her?
I know this is cj but i need more information on this because what
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It’s giving Marcel Duchamp reincarnated as a very longterm single dude in his thirties
Your ivy is probably working on growing its roots down to the sewer! You need to plug the pipe with a piss disk first!
What…….is going on?
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