Take a rooster. Tell it to behave and do somersaults in front of the goose… obviously it will not… then take machete and slice of the neck of the rooster… make sure the goose is watching all the while.
Now turn to the goose and tell it to do somersaults with the machete in sight. You will have a well behaved goose in a micro second and dinner
Works ever time with a monkey
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My uncle had a jerk of a goose.
We’d be playing in the yard, and yeow! That thing would sneak up and bite the back of your leg.
I’d swear I could hear it laughing as it ran off!
Meltz014
I learned the hard way that geese are much harder to dispatch than chickens good Lord
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Take a rooster. Tell it to behave and do somersaults in front of the goose… obviously it will not… then take machete and slice of the neck of the rooster… make sure the goose is watching all the while.
Now turn to the goose and tell it to do somersaults with the machete in sight. You will have a well behaved goose in a micro second and dinner
Works ever time with a monkey
My uncle had a jerk of a goose.
We’d be playing in the yard, and yeow! That thing would sneak up and bite the back of your leg.
I’d swear I could hear it laughing as it ran off!
I learned the hard way that geese are much harder to dispatch than chickens good Lord