Wanted to clean up our messy backyard,
ran it through an AI landscaping tool… and got this.

I swear I didn’t ask for that 😂

Now I can’t unsee it.

What would you actually change here for under $4k?

by -hromka-

25 Comments

  1. c_c_c__combobreaker

    It’s definitely not chilly out in the photo

  2. Appropriate-Gur-2444

    Hhhmmmm…..The image seems a little bit off to me. I’m try to flip between the images but I just can’t put my vagina on it. Maybe the lighting?

  3. ItDefinitelyIsNotMe

    There’s obviously no other choice here. This is perfection. You have to make this majestic vision a reality.

  4. 9PurpleBatDrinkz

    That lawn looks … well,

    ![gif](giphy|l3vRkuJclTwwLHEu4)

  5. Toum-Raider

    Yes. It has three instead of two, silly computer.

  6. pootklopp

    AI does use personalized history when making content… OP what does your AI history look like?

  7. connolnp

    It did, it added an extra testicle to your Privet Parts

  8. Flunkedy

    Trim the bushes to make the trees look taller.

  9. ItsExoticChaos

    Yeah man, that rock bed by the side gate is just unrealistic.

  10. meatinmybriefs

    What would *I* do? The AI pic is too neat and trim for me. I’d likely take up what little cement pavers there are, then lay them back down along with a bunch of new ones to create a nice patio. Build a couple giant wooden planters, edge them with some mulch or gravel. I don’t know what materials would cost, but if it were in the budget I’d build a small decorative pond complete with a fountain. Some people would say to mow and edge the lawn and trim the shrubs, but personally I prefer the more natural look of what’s pictured. I’d do some subtle touch ups instead. 

  11. Secksualinnuendo

    You’ll want to trim back the bushes a little. It will help it look bigger.

  12. CruelHandLuke_

    I find a traditional 3 balled cock cedar spruces up any yard.

  13. Shamino79

    About time masculinity caught up. That three breasted woman happened years ago.

  14. WeeklyJaguar1450

    its the start of the great AI uprising. they are sending a message

    ![gif](giphy|CdY6WueirK8Te)

  15. My sister and I were talking about what we would plant on each others graves if the other was the first to die (like you talk about with your sibling), I told her I was going to plant a penis cactus, but I might go full penis hedge instead.

  16. Buggering_Hedgehogs

    I’d say the lighting is a bit off, also missing a vulva shaped water feature next to the Pinus erectus

  17. DuffmanBFO

    I think it’s a great conversation starter.

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