Pls tell me what this monster wants. It came up seemingly overnight and now I'm pretty sure it requires a sacrifice but hell if I know what. by omgkelwtf fungardeninggardening fun 8 Comments 3DMakaka 5 days ago I would suggest you cut its head off and sautée it in butter and garlic before it attacks you.. NagromYargTrebloc 5 days ago Has the rhysome been in the ground for at least three years: Y = harvest, N = leave it alone Interesting_Pass1904 5 days ago Megasperagus ChildhoodSea7062 5 days ago I’m Afraid of Asparagus is definitely in my top ten David Bowie songs ap1msch 5 days ago Everything about this post reminds me of a Nine Inch Nails song… Unusual-Ad-6550 5 days ago The biggest spears are the most tender. How old is the crown to that spear? If less than 3 years, maybe best to leave it. IamEvilSteve 5 days ago I, too, am afraid of your asparagus. CandC_Pops_Lifer 5 days ago Reminds me of the first weed plant I grew. I thought it was dying until the color of the stem rubbed off on me when I touched it😅
3DMakaka 5 days ago I would suggest you cut its head off and sautée it in butter and garlic before it attacks you..
NagromYargTrebloc 5 days ago Has the rhysome been in the ground for at least three years: Y = harvest, N = leave it alone
Unusual-Ad-6550 5 days ago The biggest spears are the most tender. How old is the crown to that spear? If less than 3 years, maybe best to leave it.
CandC_Pops_Lifer 5 days ago Reminds me of the first weed plant I grew. I thought it was dying until the color of the stem rubbed off on me when I touched it😅
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I would suggest you cut its head off
and sautée it in butter and garlic before it attacks you..
Has the rhysome been in the ground for at least three years: Y = harvest, N = leave it alone
Megasperagus
I’m Afraid of Asparagus is definitely in my top ten David Bowie songs
Everything about this post reminds me of a Nine Inch Nails song…
The biggest spears are the most tender. How old is the crown to that spear? If less than 3 years, maybe best to leave it.
I, too, am afraid of your asparagus.
Reminds me of the first weed plant I grew. I thought it was dying until the color of the stem rubbed off on me when I touched it😅