I found this incredible piece of land for super cheap, in an area that must be an undiscovered gem. It reminds me of Napa.
I've never been to California and I have never really run a farm, but luckily I also cannot drive, do not have a job or savings and we only live 12 hours away so it's perfect. There is OBVIOUSLY water already piped under the ground and I don't think drilling a well could be more than like $50 at most even if there is not water.
Everyone is saying this is a bad idea, but I think it's just because they secretly hate us and are jealous and want to see us fail. There are no other farms around here so I think it is a great opportunity.
We have no experience, but we're both rich from streaming (we have like 500 followers on TT so we're kind of a big deal). Also we are both unemployed, through no fault of our own. Currently we have no plans to become employed again.
Unfortunately we also need someone to fund any and all aspects of our lifestyle, but we are not able to offer anything in return except you can have all the sand you want…it's kind of a great deal.
Any tips on starting a commune and a farm here?
Also please do not give us any tips and don't even read this, I hate you.
by scarylarry0917
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Too bad, I’m giving you a tip anyway. Wear goggles.
There’s a circle jerk sub for these posts
4/10 rage bait
Drill for oil?
I want to know know what post this is in reference to
I know this is a joke, but its so accurate to a prepper friend of mine that it hurts a bit.
Are sandworms milkable?
What in the Tattooine?
Highly recommend starting a cult to fund your lifestyle.
I think I’m done here while the idiot train is in station.
Forgot to include a fundraising link 😉
You should farm those one things. I can give you something much more valuable than money, but you have to sell me your soul. People don’t realize how easy it is to homestead cause they are just gooning to porn and smoking weed or alcohol. Everyone except you is jealous but also high. I’d be surprised if you didn’t becum a millionaire
A few bags of peat moss from home depot and you’ll be sowing in the finest soil in all of the Sahara. Where do you plan on growing gay weed and parking RVs?
It just keeps getting worse lol
Hilarious
We need a shitpost flair.
All you have to do is rent it out as a wedding space for the nearest major city, which is only 11 hours away, and it will pay for itself!
Where do you plan on putting the pond and roosters?
The trans alpaca unicorn ranch will never die!
Muad’Dib!
I would not worry about water, from the looks of it that place gets plenty of rain.
I offer myself as a volunteer to update the Wiki!
I’d recommend mining for spice.
Should have said “We are accepting advice but will be having ChatGPT explain why you are wrong”
I assume the plan is to harvest spice?
And are you planning to source your own blue milk or do you have to import that?
Hello are you open to partners, me and my 16 like minded individuals who are totally safe and not sketchy weirdos on the internet are down
Get some goats. They thrive on rough forage.
This is hilarious more posts like this please
You could easily farm spice here.
I think I’m in love ❤️ I will be there in a jiffy.
Your tears will have turned this sand to mud by then, and we will be rich when we propagate prehistoric seeds that hide within the sand, once living in a lush landscape only to be swallowed by the sea and re-emerging after the great flood returned to the hollow earth.
No need to worry about a well, my opinion is that the seeds will have taproots deep enough to infiltrate the mermaid caves below, once we tap into the giant trees we will never need to worry about water, and our neighbors will love us for the shade we cast.
I will fund the LiDAR scans, set up your donations table where they place the marker.
That’s some deserted land for sure
I was ready to invest millions of dollars until I read through and saw you don’t want investors 🥲 back to the Reno guys I go ☹️
This has to be fake
Better learn how to pack sand real good
I just need you to send me a small down payment so my investors know you’re serious. You can then expect a check in about 4 weeks. But dont delay or they will move on to other investments.
What does any of them tags on the title mean? Since you deemed it important to mention could you please explain what any of that stuff means and how it relates to your question? Thanks