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Gardener's Log: Stardate, March 2nd. Currently stationed on the edge of the unpredictable and hardscrabble part of the galaxy known as Growing Zone 6a. ...
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Gardener’s Log: Stardate, March 2nd. Currently stationed on the edge of the unpredictable and hardscrabble part of the galaxy known as Growing Zone 6a. …


The ground is still frozen. Received a distress call from the other side of the galaxy from beings who can't identify the sprouts in their garden.

As a member of Gardenfleet, I know it's my sworn duty to provide assistance and support, but frankly, Computer, I secretly hate them.

by CorrectPhilosophy245

38 Comments

  1. Background-Car9771

    This is a lovely Venn diagram containing two of the things I am most nerdy about.

    Also, the struggle is real here in Massachusetts.

  2. Caspian4136

    Mmhmm. I’m in the Toronto area. It’s hard to get excited about gardening right now when we can’t plant until the end of May lol

  3. Delhidelight

    Don’t you worry. Kermit will take care of everything when the time is right

  4. Alwaysindica1960

    As a lifelong Star Trek fan (and gardener ) I found this hilarious 😆

  5. JasnahKolin

    It’s 17 degrees right now. I’m fighting myself to not pull out my seeds.

  6. HalfBakedCook13

    Greetings from 9b. 🖖🏼we wish you a speedy spring emergence.

  7. CorbuGlasses

    Today it is 11 degrees and it snowed yesterday. Next Wed is supposed to be in the mid to high 60s. There is hope yet

  10. LadyoftheOak

    I am in the same zone and I hear you! Standing by for assistance comrade!

  12. Overall-Injury-7620

    I’m in zone 7 & while it’s been in the low 60’s the past week, the ground is frozen solid 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ come on genuine spring 😂✌🏼

  15. Katalist007

    If this were a blog, youtuve series, whatever…. urm, I wouldn’t miss a word! Also…. ever considered like moving to a location that isn’t so horrid?!?! The Delta quadrant is far from the rest of civilization!

  16. HippieChick_24

    Greetings from 6b. The snow is old, cold and dirty here. Barely any relief in sight. Beam it up sunshine!

  18. NM_Requete

    Meanwhile here in 7b my peas just came up and I’m worried I sewed them too late since it was 75 yesterday.

  20. ontheroadtv

    I do a small “fake” plant, 4 or 5 early seeds to keep my mental heath from the depths of despair and hold me over till the real seed plant a month later. I call it my summer is coming seeds.

  22. scrubschick

    Yeah. About 1 1/2 “ here. Surprised the hell out of me. Am not happy! But it’s supposed to get up to 40F today so it should be gone soonish. I am over winter.

  23. Level_Application812

    I feel your pain. Moved to 8b and am about to plant tomatoes!

  26. cookiidou

    Went from a zone 9 ( 20 years) to zone 6 ( 20 years and alot of relearning about gardens) now back in zone 9 but now only have a balcony..so im relearning all over again

  28. jatineze

    Hello from Zone 5a. We will be crying in our tea while you Zone 6ers plant your petunias. Fun fact – we used to be 4b, but thanks to climate change, we’re now 5a!

  29. NoMany3094

    Hahahaha! 6a here and 2 feet of snow still on the ground!

  30. HarmoniousSyllabub

    Here in my 4b part of MN, it’s supposed to get to the mid-50s later this week, but … it’s only just March! Surely there will be some ridiculous cold snap thereafter, right?

  31. YourHooliganFriend

    Snow is melting here in 6a/b Hudson Valley. I can actually see some of my yard now, and the birds are out. Of course it’s gonna snow again tomorrow 🙄

  32. quartzquandary

    I saw my daffodils popping up yesterday and woke up to a dusting of snow today 🙃

  34. StopNLetMeOff

    You inspire me to set up the hydroponics…. Cuz winter is here for a while yet in 5b

  35. livestrong2109

    Me as well but it’s going to be 42*f and I’m definitely going fishing today.

  36. MsARumphius

    I always dreamed of living in a snowy landscape and yearn for snow covered vistas every winter. Then March hits and I see green all around and plant my peas and carrots while my family sends photos of their latest blizzard and decide I’m not meant for that life

  37. EastTyne1191

    Was Kermit (a simple gardener) ever stationed as a gardener on Romulus?

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