I’m cracking up, but that’s a super bummer about the plants.
HelloYanna21
This literally made me scream laughing. I’m so sorry lmaoo!!! God damn kids!
summon_pot_of_greed
I’m so sorry for your loss. There are plenty of adoption agencies these days.
dogscatsnscience
Can we get an explainer for the ovulo-challenged?
dvaluvsctrrrr
too late, mine is already baking 😝
TheNASAguy
Thank goodness I have a vasectomy lmao
frenchwolves
I didn’t have a plant collection until she was almost 4 for good reason 🙂
DuramaterDMW
Oh no! Sending warm thoughts and so sorry for your loss. 💔
plaper
This sub reminds me every day why I don’t have: 1. kids, 2. cats.
Other_Mike
Happily sterilized, but thank you for the validation! 🥰
*Meanwhile, my lab / German Shepherd mix’s tail:* “hold my kibble”
haynus_byotch77
Thank you!!!
Intelligent-Jump-811
Good reminder 😂
Specialist_Concern_9
Lmaooooo I’m so sorry this happened, but damn I laughed so hard too 😂 thankfully hubs is snipped 😂
TrashpandaLizz
I’m so sorry! I laughed so hard at this. (Literally spit my coffee out) Where is the lady with the list!?
that_wasabi69
this is the third post today that has made me thankful i don’t have or want kids
aureasmortem
Oh fuck. That fucking SUCKS, all I can say is today I’m thankful that plants are resilient…🌱🙏
curlofheadcurls
How would birth control prevent my cat from doing this yet again?
Lilelfen1
Is there some kind of pill for cats? Cus my issue has always been the cats, not the kids…The kids actually listened…
No_Ocelot_6773
Got my husband neutered but have 4 cats so I feel it
OGHollyMackerel
Museum paste.
Current_Speaker_2514
So not a cat then…
space-sage
Currently sitting with my new baby and a house full of plants that will be placed on high shelves in the coming year
MagnoliasAndPups
As a toddler mom, I send my sympathies. But know you are not alone. Giving my son his own plant/pots to play in and it helped because I redirect him to his even if he blinks in the direction of my plants
lycosa13
Unfortunately, birth control does nothing for cats 🥲
Tea_and_cat
I’ve had to hang all my plants basically so my baby can’t reach.
HibiscusGrower
I have 4 kids, I sympathize! 😄
One of my daughters was a compulsive sedum burrito mauler when she was younger. I would turn around a moment and there would be leaves everywhere. She couldn’t help it, she just loved pulling off the little beans. I have a huge sedum burrito now thanks to all the leaves props!
channelpath
Alocasi-nooooo!
Sorry, that sucks. Hopefully most will be able to heal and recover from the shock. New growth, new year coming
JabbatheShoe
It’s moments like this that make me reach for my tubal ligation scar like a security blanket.
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I am.. so sorry.
😭😭😭😭
I’m cracking up, but that’s a super bummer about the plants.
This literally made me scream laughing. I’m so sorry lmaoo!!! God damn kids!
I’m so sorry for your loss. There are plenty of adoption agencies these days.
Can we get an explainer for the ovulo-challenged?
too late, mine is already baking 😝
Thank goodness I have a vasectomy lmao
I didn’t have a plant collection until she was almost 4 for good reason 🙂
Oh no! Sending warm thoughts and so sorry for your loss. 💔
This sub reminds me every day why I don’t have: 1. kids, 2. cats.
Happily sterilized, but thank you for the validation! 🥰
*Meanwhile, my lab / German Shepherd mix’s tail:* “hold my kibble”
Thank you!!!
Good reminder 😂
Lmaooooo I’m so sorry this happened, but damn I laughed so hard too 😂 thankfully hubs is snipped 😂
I’m so sorry! I laughed so hard at this. (Literally spit my coffee out) Where is the lady with the list!?
this is the third post today that has made me thankful i don’t have or want kids
Oh fuck. That fucking SUCKS, all I can say is today I’m thankful that plants are resilient…🌱🙏
How would birth control prevent my cat from doing this yet again?
Is there some kind of pill for cats? Cus my issue has always been the cats, not the kids…The kids actually listened…
Got my husband neutered but have 4 cats so I feel it
Museum paste.
So not a cat then…
Currently sitting with my new baby and a house full of plants that will be placed on high shelves in the coming year
As a toddler mom, I send my sympathies. But know you are not alone. Giving my son his own plant/pots to play in and it helped because I redirect him to his even if he blinks in the direction of my plants
Unfortunately, birth control does nothing for cats 🥲
I’ve had to hang all my plants basically so my baby can’t reach.
I have 4 kids, I sympathize! 😄
One of my daughters was a compulsive sedum burrito mauler when she was younger. I would turn around a moment and there would be leaves everywhere. She couldn’t help it, she just loved pulling off the little beans. I have a huge sedum burrito now thanks to all the leaves props!
Alocasi-nooooo!
Sorry, that sucks. Hopefully most will be able to heal and recover from the shock. New growth, new year coming
It’s moments like this that make me reach for my tubal ligation scar like a security blanket.
This one is also a repost from 3 years ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/houseplants/s/TdYNF0l8yi