Have you ever heard of melon lawn? #gardening #gardenbed #garden #gardendesign #growyourownfood

Oh, hello there and welcome to my melon lawn. It’s come to my attention that some of you would like to know exactly how an expert gardener like myself grows a melon lawn. Because we don’t gatekeep garden information here, I’m going to tell you step by step exactly how I did this. Step one, forget that you promised your fiance you were going to grow his favorite fruit, cantalopes. Step two, panic purchase a very questionable looking start and then rip it apart because it has two stems in it. Four, plant it in the middle of your bed of onions in the spring because you have nowhere else to put it. Step five, six, I don’t know. Question everything you know about growing things. Fertilize with whatever you have, including bone meal, which is good for the onions, but you have no idea if it’s good for the melon. Step 1100. have the most humid May on record, like since they started recording that Then after your melon lawn unexplicably explodes, learn how to pick your melon. Ticks include, but certainly are not limited to, picking up your melon on a daily basis and sniffing the end of it. One day it smells less like dirt. And the three things I want you to take away from this video is put the plant in the ground. Happy garden accidents are the best accidents and nobody really knows what they’re doing. Happy gardening.