Rake your leaves? Please. Real lawn enthusiasts puree them into a fine organic smoothie for their grass. 🍂🥤

Check out these results after years of mulching with my ego super battery mulcher…

mid-Atlantic

by noleism

46 Comments

  1. where is mulch? , I don’t think I could get them that fine from my vitamix

  2. 1sh0t1b33r

    Does the mulch help the plastic turf stay green?

  3. _D80Buckeye

    So confused here. The change case in your title means sarcasm but you’re being serious about munching your leaves…?

  4. Professional-Might31

    You could roll putts on this holy cow. No children or dogs I’m assuming!

  5. FixedLoad

    I know those tracks!  Bissell Crosswave with a sturdy plastic brush attachment!!  Hell yeah!  Cleans that porch carpet right up!! 

  6. GenDislike

    I’ve been hearing about burning incense from 7-8:13 at night, zone12.d.

  7. darshasaurus

    Rain awakens the familiar scent of fallen leaves, wet earth and the nostalgic Authentic Turf Grass Scent™.

  8. LakeEffectSnow

    We have snow on the ground today and our trees still have half their leaves on still.

  9. CommanderUgly

    My 100 foot old growth trees laugh in your general direction.

  10. HipHopAnonymous2134

    My dog would take the meanest shit here

    Btw looks like a sweet setup

  11. DarwinIThink

    Something about that makes me really just want to come over and lay face down on your lawn like I’m giving it a big big big hug.

  12. wiseguy187

    I mean when your “yard” is this small sure. Now do 2 acres with 20 mature oaks.

  13. Unrelated but how do you supply power to the lights on your fence? Are they solar?

  14. Who put the tree in the middle of the putting green

  15. I don’t listen to people who vacuum their lawns

  16. elosorojo4

    Are those lanterns on your fence solar powered?

  17. Do you put the mini windmill and the putting cup away for the winter?

  18. Four-In-Hand

    ![gif](giphy|2aJWp7iwvHS7wOTUpc)

    I see what you did there.

  19. uberiffic

    I mulched a bunch of my leaves against my better judgement on Saturday thanks to this subreddit.. Not only did my battery powered Toro do a pretty shit job when they got thick, but I then had to use my Toro leaf blower to go over the entire fucking yard to spread out the massive clumps of halfway mulched leaves that were 100% going to kill the grass.

    I think I’ll stick with raking to the curb for anything other than light leaf coverage.

  20. Usually you should rake the leaves so you can reattach them after winter. In this way you can get a few years out of the leaves before you need to buy new ones.

  21. PlasmaPod

    Can we see a close up pic of the grass 🕵️‍♂️

  22. sCoobeE74

    Where is this post based on lawn care. I assume most people mulch and rake. My 3/4 acre lot in upstate my has about 20 oaks, maples, hickory, and black locust. There r too many to mulch. I use a 30″ single blade riding mower. I believe the vacuum bags the leaves and clippings betting than multiple blades. Them i put them in an area that is already a flower/vegetable garden, an edge at the fence or stone wall, or a small contained(garden/chicken wire) that composts. I harvest the beautiful soil later. I Never fertilize. And minerals occasionally, and only water spots or new lawn areas.
    The op is a spammer, right?

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