Right above where I was shoveling mulch off my giant pile. Time to shovel from the other side, I guess. Giant. Ass. Spider.



by AffectionateAd905

8 Comments

  1. iLikeMangosteens

    Looks like an orb weaver / yellow garden spider. Spider friend (as long as it’s not actually on you)

  2. MonoBlancoATX

    They prefer to be called Big Booty spiders, thank you very much.

  3. brucewayneaustin

    At first I thought it was a witch flying above the trees and was thinking the same- “oh hell no, thsy brouha needs to wait another week “!

  4. Least-Cartographer38

    You sure it was a spider and not something caught in the web, dangling in midair like Charity Burbage? That shit is also traumatic.

  5. I feel your pain. I love what our many-legged friends do for us but my phobia brain would really prefer if they could be doing it at least six feet away from me at all times. 

  6. ArcaneTeddyBear

    It’s a friend! But I get you, I know spiders are friends but these friends I prefer to observe from a safe distance, I need my personal space (exceptions are made for cats and dogs and humans I approve of). 😂

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