HOW do you pull this stuff up when theres six inches of dirt rocks and pkants on top of it?

by tsa-approved-lobster

30 Comments

  1. _Dickbagel

    I don’t even know what I’m looking at.

  2. Prestigious_Ad_7338

    Is that… landscape fabric? You poor soul. No “easy” way.. unfortunately.

  3. OldTree6356

    Is it a dead animal? If so, I’d let those little critters on top of it do the hard yards for a few weeks and shovel the bones up or bury them later!!

  4. wildcampion

    Keep it until Halloween, because it’s perfect

  5. ILCHottTub

    This is what happens when you listen to folks who say bury carpet, rugs and synthetic liners to stop weeds.

  6. molasses_disaster

    Omg I thought it was a dead animal phew

  7. PostHarvestLogic

    Typically by removing the top layer and then removing the layer of material you wish to remove.

  8. BlissfulAsABee23

    Have you considered kill with fire?

  9. coelestinum

    My condolences OP the only way out is through

  10. GroundbreakingLog251

    Only real solution is probably to dig it all out and replace with new soil

  11. kreatureofhabit

    Well I thought it was a dead animal with bugs on it. So I mean weed barrier does sound almost better 😂 but it’s a lot more work ultimately!

    I was just thinking about my garden and now I’m wondering….Do I have plastic breaking down like this in my soil and I’m freaking eating it and feeding it to my family?

    I don’t even know how far stuff like this leeches but I bet it’s pretty far 🤦 Gotta love accidentally poisoning yourself! 🤦😂

  12. VocationalWizard

    You have to do it like clearing mines, or remediating radioactive fallout.

    Slowly and in sections

    Map the most important sq meeter to remove and remove it.

    Repeat

  13. Prestigious_Pie9421

    Glad it’s not what I thought at first glance. Deceased animal.

  14. yo-ovaries

    You risk damaging tree roots, but a rented backhoe and screening all the soil would be the only way 

  15. Inevitable_Fish150

    Omg, I thought it was a spider web.. like is this Australia?! 😆 

  16. crlthrn

    Cover with soil, then plant on it. Unless you’re talking about removing a large area of it…

  17. RunMysterious6380

    My dad tried this in a limited run on the Christmas tree farms, but it was far more trouble than it was worth after a few years, and a huge PITA to eventually tear out. It also made bush-hogging the rows an exercise in avoiding land mines that would damage and/or clog the equipment for long periods of time.

  18. Corvidae5Creation5

    Maybe just do additive soil amendments instead of trying to dig all that shit out? 10 layers of soaked newspaper, topped with 6 inches of bark mulch, keep it watered and in like a year you’ll have nice topsoil. Bonus points for planting nitrogen fixers like clover after 6 months when it’s broken down a bit.

  19. Darkheart132

    Assuming you’re on a budget the best way to remove the vast majority of it is to just dig the area up and sift it out. It’ll be painstaking and time-consuming unless you can rent a machine for the digging. Then remove the rest that a sifter cannot get by hand. After which you can then take a handheld blowtorch to the dirt itself to try and get most of the smaller pieces that you can’t see before adding the soil back to the area. It’s a pain in the ass and you’ll always have microplastics in the soil afterwards as many people have pointed out. But that’s personally what I would do. Otherwise, I’d just dig up the whole area dispose of all the contaminated soil, then refill with new soil. Again you will still have microplastics. Can’t be helped either way. Hopefully, someone has a better alternative.

  20. ChinkapinOak

    Omg. I thought that was a really nice boulder. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  21. VeritasRose

    When i was a landscaper, we would dig back a few inches wherever it was popping up and trim it. Eventually over a few years you’d get it swiss-cheesed enough to pull the remainders out. Was the only way to do it without digging up the whole yard.

  22. cstflamingo76

    It looks like that fake Halloween spider webbing

  23. Creative-Major-958

    I send my sincere condolences to you.

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