Donald Trump’s bigly month: new stats guy, UCLA feud, Rose Garden patio, mystery tariffs, and Sheriff of D.C. duties. Tune in to a new episode of ‘Gambling Mad with Norman Chad’. #DonaldTrump #PoliticalNews #WhiteHouse
Donald Trump’s having a big month. And I mean a big big biggly month. Let’s just take a look at what he’s been doing. He fired the old statistics person and hired a new statistics person to give him better statistics from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. He is trying to extort a 1 billion settlement from UCLA after freezing $584 million in government funding from the university. This is very similar to how he pays for his porn star sex. He announced a $200 million project to convert the White House Rose Garden into the Rose Patio, which may or may not include slot machines. He announced more tariffs that he may or may not impose on nations he may or may not know. He killed public broadcasting and he transferred Justain Maxwell to a minimum security prison that resembles Melrose Place. He will be hosting the Kennedy Center Honors, not because he wanted to, he said, but because he was invited to do so. And of course, he added sheriff of Washington DC to his president of the United States responsibilities, marching out his own personal military force to eliminate crime in the nation’s capital by sundown Tomorrow.
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