What should I do first?

by Spiritual_Year_2295

25 Comments

  1. Fresh-Forever-8040

    Firehose everything with groundclear and come back in a week.

  2. subredditshopper

    Sell it because that is for sure haunted

  3. Maximum-Shallot-2447

    Have you eaten recently if so then probably concentrate on taming the grass and trees

  4. MayorCharlesCoulon

    That’s somebody’s pet rabbit that probably got dumped. If it’s friendly or you can catch it you could take to a rescue. They have zero survival skills.

  5. Loud_Substance6146

    Get a landscaper to clean up the trees and bushes and vines covering the house.

  6. Acrobatic_Code_7409

    See if the rabbit has any goat friends you could hire

  7. RealistGooner

    First start backing up very slowly… the run, as far and as fast as you can. That bunny is probably a vampire.

    For the yard, an easy enough place to start is with clearing all the weeds on and overgrown into the sidewalk.

  8. Anxious_Jellyfish216

    Wait for the rabbit to leave. I’ve seen Monty Python to know a rabbit like that is a monster.

  9. Intelligent_Walk_857

    Step one: ask Thumper what he wants. Step two: Be prepared to plant all clover.

  10. SpecialistMaybe8016

    Go in the haunted house and look for ghosts.

  11. SaltySnail22

    The rabbit isn’t doing his job. He needs a couple of goat friends to chomp all that away

  12. Canyouhelpmeottawa

    Find a Jerry can and head down to your local gas station……

  13. First buy rabbit food… Also a shovel for a rabbit hole to dig down into. Next identify all plants and put them on a spreadsheet and add new trees and plants you plant every week. …and how you can grow them into something substantial in decades to come.

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