Who the fuck built that development area and didn’t level the land?
pooorSAP
Maybe he nuked it and is watering it to dilute the glyphosate
some_kind_of_friend
Wtf are these houses even? No back door?! People build some weird ass shit.
Angelcstay
Bruh…. I do appreciate someone with that extreme level of optimism though…..
Fit_Indication5709
What fugly houses….
MrRikleman
What do you need a lawn for when you’ve got such a hideous house?
TodayNo6531
The deck upgrade must be out of everyone’s budget. Watch that first step it’s a doozy!
Individual-Egg-8539
Maybe starting from scratch and just seeded
Edit: nvm lol
GuitarCFD
Mine looks like this right now. I close on Thursday. Water utility took forever to get the meter installed which pushed the sod back till August…in Houston.
TheCharlieTour
Hey you got this brother
13donkey13
I think this property has bigger problems.
Why is dirt lever allowed to be what looks like six inches above a window. The potential on water damage/ flooding is great. As soon as the soil has time to settle it might slop towards the foundation/wall/window !
Original_Ant7013
Just keep that water going!!! Never mind the rain.
Material2975
AI ass houses
AppendixN
This looks like such a depressing place to live.
Iam726_726iam
lol this is in Minnesota isn’t it?? I can tell by the rain from last week and the ugly houses
CyVet
If you zoom in it looks like you can see the pattern of the sod. There has clearly been enough rain to saturate the ground and is now creating a run off. But sure, the sprinklers should do the trick…
But good lord what is the shape of that roof? The slope on the front is clearly steeper than the back. It’s like when you are drawing a triangle and realize too late that your lines aren’t going to meet up and then you have to make an extra line at a slight angle but then pretend it still only has three sides lol
anwright1371
Monopoly houses in real life
Purp1eC0bras
Are they supposed to have decks or is a 10 foot step normal for you giants?
Delicious-Dinner3051
This looks like the grass in idiocracy.
awfulcrowded117
I will never get why people try to establish sod in August.
Reasonable_Yogurt_61
No he can’t save it doa
chadjohnson400
Is no gutters a thing in this part of the country? Seems like a recipe for drainage and foundation issues.
jonrojas
At least his Christmas tree is alive.
wmckain69
Sod didn’t take. Just aerate and over seed next month add lime and starter fertilizer🤷♂️🤷♂️
wtf is this a real photo or something ChatGPT generated that’s not 100% accurate? What’s up with the doors/windows at the bottom ?
Successful-Rate-1839
Yeah keep watering it. It’ll buff!!
2009impala
These houses look like they were made by a first year civil student in a revit class who has their project due at midnight and didn’t start until 11:37pm
No-Staff7409
Should try watering his grass . Possibly could help
mizcello
These houses are insane lmao visuals aside, Do you guys just sit outside and see each other? Where are the fences? The landscaping? This is like the backrooms of housing
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Is that dead sod? Impressive
Who the fuck built that development area and didn’t level the land?
Maybe he nuked it and is watering it to dilute the glyphosate
Wtf are these houses even? No back door?! People build some weird ass shit.
Bruh…. I do appreciate someone with that extreme level of optimism though…..
What fugly houses….
What do you need a lawn for when you’ve got such a hideous house?
The deck upgrade must be out of everyone’s budget. Watch that first step it’s a doozy!
Maybe starting from scratch and just seeded
Edit: nvm lol
Mine looks like this right now. I close on Thursday. Water utility took forever to get the meter installed which pushed the sod back till August…in Houston.
Hey you got this brother
I think this property has bigger problems.
Why is dirt lever allowed to be what looks like six inches above a window. The potential on water damage/ flooding is great. As soon as the soil has time to settle it might slop towards the foundation/wall/window !
Just keep that water going!!! Never mind the rain.
AI ass houses
This looks like such a depressing place to live.
lol this is in Minnesota isn’t it?? I can tell by the rain from last week and the ugly houses
If you zoom in it looks like you can see the pattern of the sod. There has clearly been enough rain to saturate the ground and is now creating a run off. But sure, the sprinklers should do the trick…
But good lord what is the shape of that roof? The slope on the front is clearly steeper than the back. It’s like when you are drawing a triangle and realize too late that your lines aren’t going to meet up and then you have to make an extra line at a slight angle but then pretend it still only has three sides lol
Monopoly houses in real life
Are they supposed to have decks or is a 10 foot step normal for you giants?
This looks like the grass in idiocracy.
I will never get why people try to establish sod in August.
No he can’t save it doa
Is no gutters a thing in this part of the country? Seems like a recipe for drainage and foundation issues.
At least his Christmas tree is alive.
Sod didn’t take. Just aerate and over seed next month add lime and starter fertilizer🤷♂️🤷♂️
D.R. Horton build this shit?
I’m more concerned about those ugly houses
https://preview.redd.it/q25uza1631lf1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ff3dd0e5fd8f9adeb2998a9d5ea6d6e5728bf27
“We gotta hold onnnnn to what we’ve gotttt!”
-Bon Jovi
-This guys lawn
Boy, that’s some cracker box houses right there.
Where tf the gutters
wtf is this a real photo or something ChatGPT generated that’s not 100% accurate? What’s up with the doors/windows at the bottom ?
Yeah keep watering it. It’ll buff!!
These houses look like they were made by a first year civil student in a revit class who has their project due at midnight and didn’t start until 11:37pm
Should try watering his grass . Possibly could help
These houses are insane lmao visuals aside, Do you guys just sit outside and see each other? Where are the fences? The landscaping? This is like the backrooms of housing
It’s dead Jim.
I see a caterpillar on that tree mating.
AI has a long way to go.
That cookie-cutter house, though!
No back door is crazy
I’m here for the architectural critique
Guaranteed it was the builder.
I like my clay extra moist