Went to pull this from a flower pot. I know I'm probably not dying, but please tell it to me straight. Am I dying?

by nothalfasclever

31 Comments

  1. bluish1997

    Stinging Nettle – Urtica dioica

    Nah you’re not dying. The pain goes away in like 5-10 mins

  2. brynnors

    Not unless you’re highly allergic. It’s stinging nettle.

    Wash with soap and water, and put some ice on it to help the swelling.

  3. SignalBed9998

    I would just avoid touching it. I had some of it around my vegetable garden. Almost all bugs that would normally munch on my garden plants PREFERRED the nettle. A friend to me

  4. infinite__pickles

    It’ll go away. Faster than you think.

  5. Parking-Poetry-1066

    Oh, finally one I knew instantly. Had multiple run-ins with stinging nettle at camp as a youth.

    You’re not dying, but it will sting for a day or so. Wash with soap and water, use tape to remove any remaining fibers from your skin. Do not rub. An ice pack or antihistamine might help.

  6. SeparateSpeaker6682

    Stinging nettle! Theyre very fun, especially when youre hiking through a wetland that is nothing but

  7. koniboni

    stinging nettle. makes for a good side dish if boiled with butter and salt

  8. Grendal54

    Makes an excellent tea, dried or fresh and if boiled it is good to eat and good for you.

  9. taruclimber8

    Nettle, slight sting and will cause itching.

    Good greens to eat, boil in water and eat, don’t have to worry about the pricklies once boiled.

    Good stuff

  10. twenafeesh

    My first encounter with stinging nettle was finding it growing through a cattle guard in rural Idaho. It smelled and looks a lot like mint to my untrained kid eyes. I grabbed a handful and ran back to my mom to show her. I will never forget how quickly she jumped back when I brought it close to her. About 3 minutes later I learned why. 

  11. CozyCozyCozyCat

    I just tried to pull some of that up with bare hands too 🥺

  12. mi_puckstopper

    Stinging nettle. I grow it on purpose. It is very tasty and nutritious.

  13. kunino_sagiri

    As others have mentioned, nettles are edible and actually quite tasty (they taste a lot like spinach), although they need cooking to deactivate the sting. They are also very nutritious, high in vitamins and minerals, and surprisingly high in protein for a leaf. I like making them into soup.

    *However*, nettles should only be picked for eating from non-flowering stems, which usually means only picking them in spring or early summer. Flowering stems develop tiny crystals in the leaves which can potentially cause kidney issues if consumed in sufficient quantity.

  14. SinisterDetection

    Now that you know what it looks like you’ll notice that they’re everywhere

  15. PropertySingle3048

    Nothing compared to the gimpie gimpie plant we have in Australia they say it feels like your on fire and it lasts for months sometimes over a year I have heard stories of woodchoppers self deleting in the old days because the pain was too much

  16. HomesteadGranny1959

    I keep Domeboro powder on hand for just this plant.

  17. MartenGlo

    EAT IT!

    No, really, nettles are very nice blanched then a hard saute in screaming hot butter.

    And salt. And whatever you want.

  18. Halfeatencorpse

    Stinging nettle funny enough it morally grows within feet of another plant that neutralizes the stinging effect can’t remember its name but it has a succulent style stem

  19. Mr_Stimmers

    We used to rub dock leaves on the stings in Scotland as kids. I don’t remember if they did anything but that’s all I’ve got.

  20. Ah stinging nettle. That’s a mistake you don’t make twice! I’ve always gotta put on battle gear to crop it down to dry for tea.

  21. We have it in Canada, too. Also, people make tea from the dried leaves.

  22. Spirited-Bit818

    This is a brilliant security plant under windows

  23. slumberingthundering

    Stinging nettle. It can actually be a pain reliever if you can believe it

  24. RealEzraGarrison

    OP is over here dying in pain while the comment section is all “you should boil it and eat like spinach and make a tea with it!”

  25. PumpkiNibbler

    Great for boosting the immune system, stinging nettle

  26. TravelingGen

    We used to use these for a whip as kids. Run past my brother and switch those nekkid legs. The man is 50 and still won’t wear shorts near me.

  27. xpkranger

    My sister ran up behind me and rubbed one of these on my neck. I was 47 at the time. Some things never change.

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