Your read the title.. I usually mix my creatine with water and there's no way to tell its in there once mixed in. I completely forgot and used the creatine-infused water to water my baby bird of paradise. Will it die, or get really buff? Any advice on how to help it?

by Best_Sheepherder5438

21 Comments

  1. Goodbye11035Karma

    I once accidentally watered my African violet with vodka. It happens.

    Run water through the soil for a few minutes and let it drain. Flushing should make it fine.

  2. You are going to walk in one day and hear a deep voice say, “Bro, can you spot me?”

    In all seriousness, flush the soil out and hope for the best.

  3. Cheap_Highway

    I was once told in a biology class that you can use creatine to make a plant completely independent from needing to photosynthesize. He said that feeding a plant creatine would also make it turn white eventually and would be constantly dependent on the creatine as its source of survival. I don’t know the veracity of this, but I’d be curious if I could turn a monstera or golden pothos bleach-white saying it works.

  4. My nan had an orchid on her window, and honestly I’d never seen one as plentiful or luscious as it. It easily had 40 flowers on its stems.

    I asked what she did that kept it so amazing.

    “When I finish my redbull I rinse the can with water and water the plant”

    Never had the guts to try it myself haha

  5. Now I want to get a fly trap and give it steroids…

  6. atomfullerene

    It will just break down and provide a bit of nitrogen.

  7. Most-Woodpecker8473

    Soon, it will demand protein instead of nitrogen. Good luck.

  8. Electrical_Growth_71

    creatine’s not toxic, a cant imagine it would do anything other than make it swole.

  9. thehufflepuffstoner

    Electrolytes yesterday, creatine today. These plants are on their way to becoming gym bros.

  10. Ambitious-List-8619

    Your plant is about to ask you if you reached your macros today🤣😭

  11. DelightfulAbsurdity

    I accidentally read cocaine and thought it looked a bit droopy for an upper.

  12. Thatsmyredditidkyou

    My monstera has been doused in my husbands warm beer by my toddler a couple of times. Flush it out and it should be fine.

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