So I bought a planter that looks like a bag. I look forward to someday having a bag of dicks. 39 going on 13 here, folks. Keep life fun.

by More_Than_Words_

12 Comments

  1. QnickQnick

    That’s a lovely bag of dicks. I hope it brings you joy for many years.

  2. Adventure_Tim3

    Wait until your bag of dicks starts producing flowers that smell like rotting meat

  3. DebateZealousideal57

    Hoodia are so cool! Members of the milkweed family with Hoya, Ceropegia, and Stapelia! It makes large pink flowers that smell so incredibly bad.

  4. darkbeer74

    Well it’s time to buy him a Bobbie cactus…

  5. DrJoePrime0

    The only good thing is that it probably won’t survive for you to smell it. It’s quite fussy about being watered and loved! Both water and love will KILL it!

    Sorry!

  6. KeyKiwi7077

    Hoodia plants are amazing, and I like to show pictures of Hoodia gordonii and Euphorbia grandicornis to people and then proceed to rant about how neither one is a cactus. I’m tons of fun at parties.

  7. alyssajohnson1

    Genuinely hilarious 10/10 “husband” gift, thoughtful bc he knows what your interests are, but also penis joke😂

  8. their is an actual penis cactus.. and a boobies cactus. lol

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