That’s a lovely bag of dicks. I hope it brings you joy for many years.
Adventure_Tim3
Wait until your bag of dicks starts producing flowers that smell like rotting meat
DebateZealousideal57
Hoodia are so cool! Members of the milkweed family with Hoya, Ceropegia, and Stapelia! It makes large pink flowers that smell so incredibly bad.
darkbeer74
Well it’s time to buy him a Bobbie cactus…
DrJoePrime0
The only good thing is that it probably won’t survive for you to smell it. It’s quite fussy about being watered and loved! Both water and love will KILL it!
Hoodia plants are amazing, and I like to show pictures of Hoodia gordonii and Euphorbia grandicornis to people and then proceed to rant about how neither one is a cactus. I’m tons of fun at parties.
FunNSunVegasstyle60
Kinda ouchy for “other uses”
alyssajohnson1
Genuinely hilarious 10/10 “husband” gift, thoughtful bc he knows what your interests are, but also penis joke😂
tc7665
their is an actual penis cactus.. and a boobies cactus. lol
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That’s a lovely bag of dicks. I hope it brings you joy for many years.
Wait until your bag of dicks starts producing flowers that smell like rotting meat
Hoodia are so cool! Members of the milkweed family with Hoya, Ceropegia, and Stapelia! It makes large pink flowers that smell so incredibly bad.
Well it’s time to buy him a Bobbie cactus…
The only good thing is that it probably won’t survive for you to smell it. It’s quite fussy about being watered and loved! Both water and love will KILL it!
Sorry!
https://preview.redd.it/bwm993456ggf1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73e562f9fc78bbdd53eb97b04cc504922a1a74b
I must admit that I bought a cactus for the same reason.
Will grown big and strong quickly! the
https://preview.redd.it/stuyqvj37ggf1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=173e928a828829945147bd1263bc8ab308e8ba5e
flowers honk though
Hoodia plants are amazing, and I like to show pictures of Hoodia gordonii and Euphorbia grandicornis to people and then proceed to rant about how neither one is a cactus. I’m tons of fun at parties.
Kinda ouchy for “other uses”
Genuinely hilarious 10/10 “husband” gift, thoughtful bc he knows what your interests are, but also penis joke😂
their is an actual penis cactus.. and a boobies cactus. lol
Well, take the hint then