Put a broom on your mower. That’ll take care of them.
jordanharris3
Quinclorac
JohnBrownsBobbleHead
Knife fighting lawn crabs. See this a lot. The wiki has a section…oh wait, that’s spoon fighting lawn crabs. You’re fucked.
BtCoolJ
crab people
graffiksguru

ChrisCopp
Omg hahaha
Whisker-biscuitt
Needs sea kelp, feed them babies, FEED THEM BABIES!!!!!
manofoz
Well, I was going to ask why what I call my lawns flavor strip was so weird but I saw these posts and now I know I need to pre germ it to stop the crabs from returning. Most of my lawn was seeded last fall but we had landscaping done before a shed was installed and the digger treads ruined that part. It got new hydro seed and came back but not like the rest of the lawn. Fortunately just a small strip the digger drove on.
SirBedwyr7
You have crabs. I recommend a treatment of permethrin.
ankitdewan
Your lawn in infested by Photoshop. Please spray lots of water two times a day on your laptops and it’s going to go. 😜
Valartian
For me, only seeing it in different stages of growth made me sure what it is the next time I saw it. Maybe people expect it to always be that big thing with seeds and all…
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Definitely nutsedge
Put a broom on your mower. That’ll take care of them.
Quinclorac
Knife fighting lawn crabs. See this a lot. The wiki has a section…oh wait, that’s spoon fighting lawn crabs. You’re fucked.
crab people

Omg hahaha
Needs sea kelp, feed them babies, FEED THEM BABIES!!!!!
Well, I was going to ask why what I call my lawns flavor strip was so weird but I saw these posts and now I know I need to pre germ it to stop the crabs from returning. Most of my lawn was seeded last fall but we had landscaping done before a shed was installed and the digger treads ruined that part. It got new hydro seed and came back but not like the rest of the lawn. Fortunately just a small strip the digger drove on.
You have crabs. I recommend a treatment of permethrin.
Your lawn in infested by Photoshop. Please spray lots of water two times a day on your laptops and it’s going to go. 😜
For me, only seeing it in different stages of growth made me sure what it is the next time I saw it. Maybe people expect it to always be that big thing with seeds and all…
I’m 100% sure that’s pokeweed.
/r/itsalwayspokeweed