Fucking sewer rat! That pisses me off too! If you looked at mine funny it would drop leaves, this one is thriving in a drain.🤣
GloomyIce8520
Yooooooo this plant is being so rude.
nessatwanga
I aggressively shake mine everyday and demand it gives me its wallet. I think it has a neglect kink.
Vivid-Yak3645
chilesrellenoz
Ugh lil fucker
Just_Confidence4445
Have you ever considered the amount of humidity it is getting there? 🥵
GenerationalTerror
Pennywise strikes again.
om_hi
mrpeaches87
WE ALL GROW DOWN HERE 🤡
Untroe
Bro is trying to escape Plato’s cave. Silly bastard will never see the shapes behind the shadows.
CuprumDea
I have to admire a survivor like that, you know… quite impressive, really.
corrinneland
This is the greatest plant middle finger if ever seen.
pottedPlant_64
Aren’t ficus super invasive in Australia? And finicky as hell everywhere else
LittleBitOff2Day
Respect
ProperClue
Haha, reminds me about the times I go over to friends or family and they have a plant that you just can’t keep alive. You look at it, its still in the same soil they bought it in 5 years ago, it’s soggy, no fertilizer and it’s like ….”HOW!!??”
scissorsgrinder
Easy. There’s this one weird trick I use with almost all my houseplants: I get frustrated and put them outside. Where plants are meant to be. (Very little frost here.) Sooooo much easier to care for, ugh! This one has its roots in water like all the best figs in nature do. Those roots can wander far! Plumbers love them because they bring them so much business in sewerage pipe repairs!
thanx_it_has_pockets
Plantywise
wallsallbrassbuttons
That’s a strangler fig. It grows as an epiphyte. So don’t worry, it’s not your skill issue, it’s made to grow in weird places 😂
Ok_Trust_8273
I guarantee u if u would ever pull it out somehow and plant it in a pot it would start dropping leaves 😂😆😂😆
Reddox278
I initially interpreted IT as in information technology instead of the clown and I thought that everyone in that profession just caught a stray from that comment.
Potential_Tour_7860
The ficus thrives in chaos….and poopoo.
ProfessorGimpsuit
“For personal reasons I will be dying now”
mosspoled
When i tell people good drainage is important I’m just gonna show they this picture from now on
Complete-General-955
😆😆😆 I thought this was r/houseplantcirclejerk at first
alli-light
Chop and prop that sucka tho
MonkeeFrog
Free humidity? Free real estate.
Reichiroo
“We all thrive down here, Georgie! Not a spider mite in sight!”
DysphoricBeNightmare
It’s really Pennywise from IT trying to lure us in
NewChapter25
… chemically what nutrients is it getting from the sewer because its thriving
HereticHamster
THANK YOU !
I still have a bag of cement, but no idea what to do with it.
Think I’m gonna build myself a little road drainage with a Ficus in it 🙂
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r/houseplantscirclejerk checking in
Fucking sewer rat! That pisses me off too! If you looked at mine funny it would drop leaves, this one is thriving in a drain.🤣
Yooooooo this plant is being so rude.
I aggressively shake mine everyday and demand it gives me its wallet. I think it has a neglect kink.
Ugh lil fucker
Have you ever considered the amount of humidity it is getting there? 🥵
Pennywise strikes again.
WE ALL GROW DOWN HERE 🤡
Bro is trying to escape Plato’s cave. Silly bastard will never see the shapes behind the shadows.
I have to admire a survivor like that, you know… quite impressive, really.
This is the greatest plant middle finger if ever seen.
Aren’t ficus super invasive in Australia? And finicky as hell everywhere else
Respect
Haha, reminds me about the times I go over to friends or family and they have a plant that you just can’t keep alive. You look at it, its still in the same soil they bought it in 5 years ago, it’s soggy, no fertilizer and it’s like ….”HOW!!??”
Easy. There’s this one weird trick I use with almost all my houseplants: I get frustrated and put them outside. Where plants are meant to be. (Very little frost here.) Sooooo much easier to care for, ugh! This one has its roots in water like all the best figs in nature do. Those roots can wander far! Plumbers love them because they bring them so much business in sewerage pipe repairs!
Plantywise
That’s a strangler fig. It grows as an epiphyte. So don’t worry, it’s not your skill issue, it’s made to grow in weird places 😂
I guarantee u if u would ever pull it out somehow and plant it in a pot it would start dropping leaves 😂😆😂😆
I initially interpreted IT as in information technology instead of the clown and I thought that everyone in that profession just caught a stray from that comment.
The ficus thrives in chaos….and poopoo.
“For personal reasons I will be dying now”
When i tell people good drainage is important I’m just gonna show they this picture from now on
😆😆😆 I thought this was r/houseplantcirclejerk at first
Chop and prop that sucka tho
Free humidity? Free real estate.
“We all thrive down here, Georgie! Not a spider mite in sight!”
It’s really Pennywise from IT trying to lure us in
… chemically what nutrients is it getting from the sewer because its thriving
THANK YOU !
I still have a bag of cement, but no idea what to do with it.
Think I’m gonna build myself a little road drainage with a Ficus in it 🙂
Street rat!!
It does look suspiciously healthy.
I’m pretty sure it’s growing out of pure spite.
This fuckass ficus.