Is this grounds for divorce?

lol but seriously what can I do to fix this?

by anteaterpinkytoe

33 Comments

  1. MongolianCluster

    You’ve started the right way by blaming the wife.

  2. Oh god it’s ruined. It’s the end of the world. /s

  3. Grounds…for a divorce.

    Certainly a way to start a turf war.

    What a pain in the grass.

    Time to round her up.

    Sorry for your loss, OP.

  4. Just dig out those areas and plant sod. It should look nicer in about a month lol

  5. boatsnhosee

    This is what my back yard looks like from my dog’s pee.

  6. Riversmooth

    Take a string trimmer and trim it down real short. Then put down a layer of soil, rake level. Thrown down grass seed, very lightly rake. If you have it sprinkle a very thin layer of peat moss over the grass seed. Keep it moist and it will sprout in a week, be ready to mow in 3 weeks

  7. TellMeSumnGud

    Scalp, fertilize those areas then keep it wet like daily or every other day. It’ll bounce back.

  8. hwillie94

    If that’s Bermuda, it’ll come right back. Don’t sweat it. Mow it and water it

  9. carsandrx

    At least your wife didn’t spray your whole 10k sqft freshly hydroseeded lawn cuz there were weeds… 😅

  10. bikgelife

    Mistakes happen. I know it’s frustrating, but she was trying to help. Have to give her credit for that.

    Get a few pieces of sod. Cut the spots out in a square. Put some starter fert under, water soil, lay the sod, soak. Water 2x daily.
    Not sure if you know what species of lawn you have.

  11. That-Commercial-8540

    Ur grass looked like sht b4 she did that bud

  12. Batteman87

    You shut up and say thank you for helping with the yard. It’s just grass. It grows back.

  13. Drench in water, I did that myself last year and it came back nicely

  14. Fluffydoggie

    I did this too! Easy fix is to scratch up all that burnt sections and really water them for several days to flush out the weed/grass chemicals. Then add a little top soil with your hand (one bag should do this whole area) and mix in some grass seed. Water it gently and ot should grow and fill in for you quickly.

  15. “Ruined”, the weeds are gone right?

    Throw down some fert, water and the grass I’ll fill in in no time

  16. antiauthoritarian123

    What did she use? I gotta nuke some stuff

  17. 20PoundHammer

    shit happens . . . wait a couple of weeks, rake up dead shit and patch.

  18. InitechSecurity

    Be glad you married a weed killer.. it could have been worse.

  19. International_Box_60

    Hmmm
    Your wife killing the grass on your property by misusing herbicide is fixed by time and water.

    Killing your wife on your property by feeding her herbicide is fixed by time and beer.

    Water is cheaper. Forgive her, laugh and move on.

  20. centristsm

    Send the link to your divorce fund. Unless you don’t have a prenup, because she’ll get half of the fund ..😂

  21. Powerful_Concert9474

    She did indeed kill the weeds. Her job is done. Now time for grass seed and soil! 

  22. TraditionalHeart4497

    hahah!! my wife did it!! classic!

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