In seriousness – lantern stinkhorn. Will have a very unpleasant odor. Beneficial decomposer. Leave it be if it’s not in the way, as it has a short lifespan.
Colts2196
Forbidden popsicle
1sh0t1b33r
Lawn wiener.
Trelin21
Your lawn is happy to see you.
Fluffybabyyoda
Thats your lawns way of showing off to the lady lawns.
Ramblin_Al
South Carolina midlands here—saw one in my yard yesterday and almost had a heart attack. Nightmare fuel
Everyone making dick jokes but stinkhorn mushrooms belong to the family “phallaceae”, I love that scientists saw these mushrooms and were like “looks like a penis, let’s name it that, but in Latin”
613770
He sure looks like a fun guy
Groundbreaking-Ice12
Yard dick
emzim
Whatever you do, don’t touch it! My husband grabbed one in our yard thinking it was a nerf dart and let me tell you, it lives up to its name (stinkhorn).
masonjar11
Mycologist here, that’s a stinkhorn. They’re a member of the Phallaceae family (seriously). They’re harmless, but yeah, they look like red rockets. And their spores are spread via flies. Growing up, we used to have them crop up in our manure piles all the time.
crimusmax
Stinkshroom.
Kicked one as a kid to show it who was boss.
That was a mistake
bigtencopy
Graboid
CleMike69
Im fairly certain this is how Stranger Things started in Hawkins so kill it now
Grimmer87
Red rocket! Red rocket!
azoreangreenz
Stinkhorn. Just a fungi which is representative of a lively organic lawn. The spores are found underneath the dirt which can make it difficult to eradicate for the season but honestly, there’s no real foul.
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Stinkhorn
Not sure but my dog has one just like it
In seriousness – lantern stinkhorn. Will have a very unpleasant odor. Beneficial decomposer. Leave it be if it’s not in the way, as it has a short lifespan.
Forbidden popsicle
Lawn wiener.
Your lawn is happy to see you.
Thats your lawns way of showing off to the lady lawns.
South Carolina midlands here—saw one in my yard yesterday and almost had a heart attack. Nightmare fuel
https://preview.redd.it/kclkk7cuci6f1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=240f70ae8ea1f180baa2cb52a3159cecb97d0135
r/mildlypenis
Stinkhorn
Shai-Hulud.. Bless the maker and his water.
Baby Graboid
Graboid?
Last time I saw something like that….
….there was a dog attached to the other end.
https://i.redd.it/iue01o1eii6f1.gif
Everyone making dick jokes but stinkhorn mushrooms belong to the family “phallaceae”, I love that scientists saw these mushrooms and were like “looks like a penis, let’s name it that, but in Latin”
He sure looks like a fun guy
Yard dick
Whatever you do, don’t touch it! My husband grabbed one in our yard thinking it was a nerf dart and let me tell you, it lives up to its name (stinkhorn).
Mycologist here, that’s a stinkhorn. They’re a member of the Phallaceae family (seriously). They’re harmless, but yeah, they look like red rockets. And their spores are spread via flies. Growing up, we used to have them crop up in our manure piles all the time.
Stinkshroom.
Kicked one as a kid to show it who was boss.
That was a mistake
Graboid
Im fairly certain this is how Stranger Things started in Hawkins so kill it now
Red rocket! Red rocket!
Stinkhorn. Just a fungi which is representative of a lively organic lawn. The spores are found underneath the dirt which can make it difficult to eradicate for the season but honestly, there’s no real foul.
We call it the devils pecker
Lawn boner….