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Okay I just got to break it to her house now my goodness what a terrible thing to say young one huh you heard me guys what is he something spooky it’s me I’m a vampire okay enough messing around I need to find a disguise so that I can

Break it to this house and uh do vampire things how about uh this bean and this red hoodie and jeans I kind of look like me but with the red hoodie this will definitely work out look completely human right so now all I got to do is

Knock on this door hello someone’s home hi hello there de my oh my what a delightful surprise how can a grandma mod assist you on this lovely evening okay I just got to break it to her house now and then literally suck your blood that’s all I got to do my goodness what

A terrible thing to say young one I’m afraid I won’t be able to help you with that please refrain goodbye you heard me wait wait you can hear me this game listens to you man now I got to go get a different costume what if I turn up like

This I mean this looks completely different I’mma try this again knock knock she didn’t recognize me well hello there D what brings you to my humble abone at this hour hi I I’m uh did you order pizza I mean no h your grandson ordered pizza and I’m here to deliver it for

You very convin no bless your heart my grandson always knows just what I need please come inside dear and I’ll fetch the money for the pizza it worked I mean of course of course no that’s okay he paid for it too you don’t have to pay for

Anything oh well kind of my grandson well I must insist on giving you a little something for your trouble dear it’s the least I can do ah although why you’ll be giving me something all right perfect let’s go inside you’re so kind you know I feel kind of bad she’s really

Nice should I really do this what oh de I’m afraid I just remembered an important down and I need to run it will be right to keep you waiting perhaps you can leave the pizza on the porch and I’ll be sure to no I’m going just go try a different house and

You know what this is the fit hello he yo yo yo what’s cooking my guy you better to build a be with them construction cones or what let’s get this party started yeah yeah yeah let’s get this party started that’s what I’m here for can I come inside this is going

To work this has got to work you’re all about the party Vibes I sear my dude can’t bring another person in the crib right now but keep spreading that energy stay lit no no you have to what do you mean I literally brought the pizza my dude you got to let me inside

The part’s only starting right come on let me in oh my bad my dude must have gotten a little bit confused there you got the pizza oh man that’s tempting all right you can come in but just for a quick slice all right yes right on

That’s all I got to say that he sounds like the kind of guy that would like that yeah yeah that’s what I’m talking about come on in my dude let’s Feast on that pizza and turn up the volume party mode activated it’s working it’s working now I transform and

Bite this bite is straight far yo what do you mean you’re not to say that watch out Frank in the neighborhood watch have started their patrols are you kidding me right now you know what I am now this guy you can’t tell a difference this is awesome so I got to

Watch out for Frank over there do I okay that’s okay I mean what’s he going to say I’m not allowed to walk out at night time that’s not what he’s going to say right so if I walk straight up to him I can just say hey shift to turn into a

Bat Sky what do you mean huh why let’s try this again I’m dressed up now and there’s no way she’s going to recognize me hi hey hello there Dey what brings you to my doorstep at this hour I’m here to fix your computer uh it’s not working your grandson told

Me oh my my computer but I don’t have a computer dear you must have the Rong house good day no I don’t have the WR yes this this is the new me wait I can wear a cardboard box perfect wait I can use this okay I’m I’m a delivery

Driver yeah hey there colorful stranger what’s with all the feathers and sparkles did you escape for the circus or something did you just insult my outfit I didn’t mention the fact that you look like you have a beard I shouldn’t have said that I shouldn’t have said that w w chill out I

Wasn’t asso your outfit just making an observation but if you’re going to get all defensive and rude then I’m not interested in talking anymore bye okay what’s this this is not something you want to wear but I’m going to wear you know what I feel like she deserves to get

Scared dude what the actual hacker you lost you’re just trying to give me a heart attack get out of here man actually yes I am trying to give you a heart attack bye Noob whatever just go away you obnoxious troll don’t wash my time with your lame attempts at being edgy

Goodbye hi wow I love your mustache I’m going just keep complimenting this guy I feel like he’ll just let me in if I if I had his mustache yo dude what brings you to my doorstep in the dad of the night can I help you with something I just

Really really love your mustache how do you do that how is it even possible to look that good thanks Mt it’s all in the genetics I guess but enough about my stash what can I do for you tonight I’m just really interested in you like why are you

Wearing all of that at this hour it’s a bit late for me to be all suited up but you know sometimes a gardener got attend to his plant speaking of mysteries any chance to here to talk about something specific look man the truth is I accidentally pooped my pants on the way

Here and I really got to use the bathroom please I’ll be just a second sorry man but my bathroom is like off limit strangers got to keep it clean for my plants you know you got to keep your bathroom clean for plants what okay whatever maybe he’s got

Something I can wear H that’s plant related yo perfect okay I look like a gardener now okay he’s got a lot of plants he was not lying but I got to somehow convince him to let me inside maybe I can pretend I’m also a gardener wait you’re a gardener too that’s

Amazing I was just uh I was just coming around to say hi to my neighbors cuz I just moved in next door no way man welcome to the neighborhood always good to have another gardening Enthusiast around so what plans you into Jade Vine cool story kid that sounds cool

Personally I’m into the really rare plants you know I’ve actually got a ghost orchid growing outside right now W dude a ghost orchid that’s one elusive Plant Man impressive stuff so um hey you want to come check out my garden I’ve got some special blooms I think you

Might appreciate yes I would love to it’s great that I moved in next to you honestly what was your name again man I must have been so high I forgot to introduce myself the name’s Bud my friend come in and let’s explore the garden together just make sure you bring those green

Thumbs he’s letting me in yes die dude har Buzz I don’t know what that means yes that seems to be the trick I got to go up to people’s houses figure out what they’re into and then I got to pretend I’m one of them I probably should have done that from the start

I’mma knock on this door again hi what’s up with the r I’m knocking on my door you better better not get any weird ideas dude I’m a technician relax I was called out here to uh investigate a fault in your internet I don’t Know just what I needed someone messing with my internet do you even know what you’re doing of course I am fully qualified can I come inside and take a look at your net fine whatever just don’t touch anything in my room got it and hurry up I don’t have all day actually actually

Yeah yeah just getting here already make it quick I got better things to do than entertain a technician oh I’m sure you do like what like dying die this is like so uncool yes I did it and I finally have hair this is honestly I don’t want to wear that

Though I’m sorry but uh your fashion sense sucks three houses done 28 to go why is this taking me so long come on I got to get my stuff together I’m a vampire ah look at me now I’m a construction worker this is going to be

So easy to break it into someone’s no you s no no no leave me alone are you kidding me every time I get a good costume the stupid police officer comes and finds me wait did you just take my hat he took my hat I want

My hat back all right I need that stupid yeah I’m right in front you okay give me back that hat that’s mine hey what’s with the get up you construction worker or something not telling me what you’re doing here yeah I’m a construction worker and you just stole my hat give it

Back now nice try pal I’ve seen enough of your top trying to pull a fast one you’re under arrest for suspicious activity H what do you mean I lost my three houses are you kidding me now I got to start all the over let’s go ah let’s go this way wait

No I’ve been that way I want to go up here to the Royal Oaks wait this is got to be a really rich person look how big the house is it’s like what how many levels does it have that’s like a whole hotel ah a suit and tie of course and a

Briefcase you know what the cap has got to go that is not professional I am a professional bald man look I literally look at me look at me would do not let this m into your house at midnight I would I know I would okay what requires

Six houses captured are you kidding me right now I just went through all that effort of putting on this guy’s suit you know what it doesn’t matter I got a suit and tie and a briefcase I’m sure everyone’s going to trust me from now on

This fit will probably work to get it to everyone’s house honestly I got to get six so I can try to get into that house that’s my life goal right now okay let’s uh let’s try this person out who’s it going to be please be Normal I’m not even going to try to read this out I’m your friendly neighborhood Sakura Chad what brings you to my humble at this ungodly hour of the night Japanese words let’s watch anime that’s all I got to say to this guy I know it trust

Me so gu I’m always up for watching anime what’s your favorite genre are we talking about action pack shooting or cute and fluffy Slice of Life you know what I know about this I kind of just want to leave now definitely action pack Shonen want to

Watch some right now hi hi I totally down for some action pack sh let’s dive into the world of epic battles and intense powerups do you have any suggestions I want add me to watch are you kidding me right now I will look up what what is an

Action I don’t know any Attack on Titan let’s watch that let me out Attack on Titan is one of my favorites come on in let’s watch it together you know what I I don’t even know about this guys honestly do I really want to suck his blood do I

Really want to bite this guy I didn’t even finish my cosplay okay I will not be touching any of those clothes uh thank you this one come on be someone normal please you look normal well well well look who it is what brings you to my humble abone at this

Ungodly hour Tommy it’s me your old friend don’t you remember me I always joked about how I wish I had your perfect hair oh sorry buddy it’s been a rough couple of days you know but hey thanks for the hair compliments oh what’s up I know you told me remember

I’m here to cheer you up you said come over come on I don’t know what to say all right my bad I must have forgotten that’s really nice of you to come and cheer me up you know I could use a good laugh right now so what’s your plan buddy it worked how

Did that work okay okay let’s watch some comedy shows together I don’t know I got to think of a joke right now you’re putting me on the spot that actually sounds like a great idea come on in my friend let’s share some laugh and forget about my troubles for a while oh yeah

You’ll forget about your troubles for a while fight at least give me your digit what does that mean did he just hit on me you know what I’m stealing your hair okay now I’m high what is that Rusty out agage well ain’t you a fancy City

Slicker what brings you to my neck of the woods trying to sell me some fancy P Contraption or something H I work for the government I am here because your neighbor reported you I need to come inside and check out your place and I need to make it really easy for this guy

To understand okay he looks like he’s confused now hold on just a minute Mr government you ain’t coming in here with no good reason and my neighborhood ain’t nothing but a busy body with too much no I’m not even going to bother with him okay let’s try this person in St knock

Knock are you kidding me what’s going on here hey there groovy prin man what cosmic energy has kinded you to my hble abona this outrageous hour I’m going to leave now a normal person what is your voice why do you sound like that oh my God like who

Knocks in someone’s door so late spill it Su and TI what do you want I’m with the FBI I’ll need you to step aside immediately oh oh no okay never mind excuse me step aside who do you think you are I don’t have time for your nonsense goodbye you’ve got to be

Kidding me okay this is not working I thought you just needed a suit to look like you’re in the FP no you better not steal my hair you know what I think I’m going to try this out actually okay cop I got this don’t worry excuse me sir what’s this nasty

Businessman like you doing it out neck of the woods with that fancy briefcase he likes it I was just closing a million dooll deal to buy one of these properties how are you doing today officer H really closing a million doll deal huh I find it hard to believe that

Someone would be marking such a big transaction out here on the street at this time or night can you provide any proof to back up your claim of course officer here I’ve got the paperwork in my briefcase would you like to take a look all right hand it over but I warn

You if I find anything ising those papers you’ll be in a whole lot of trouble of course please take a look he took my sunglasses I just realized everything seems to be in order here I just don’t see any reason to doubt your story just make sure you’re more careful

About conducting high value transactions in the future especially at night move along and have a good night thank you officer no problem just doing my job to keep the street safe have a good night Sir stay out of trouble okay this is actually so unfair just cuz I was

Wearing a suit you think I’m professional BR okay well uh I understand now if I ever want to break into someone’s house I just got to wear a suit that’s pretty cool let’s try this one have I been to this one before I have definitely not been to this one

Before E my delicate sensibility is what a surprise to see somebody at my door at this ungodly hour pray tell why have you disturbed my fragile existence where did you get those butterfly wings Fred I am fragile too and I need them how dare you such it in such a request my butterfly

Winger a symol of my delicate nature and cannot simply be given away please be normal please be normal pleas you look normal well well well what brings you here under the clo of Darkness what Shady business are you up to tonight doctor I think I am dying

Dying huh that’s a bit too dramatic for my taste I’m afraid I can’t help you with your little act goodbye you’re a doctor you’re meant to help me put the lab outfit back on eh and The Mask okay this is good this is good this will work this will

Work well well well what’s got you sneaking around my door step at the middle of the night speak up I’m not feeling particularly patient tonight speaking of patience Dr vecky I just wanted to inform you that that man that knocked on your door died moments after

You slamed it in his face oh how unfortunate I assure you there must have been some kind of misunderstanding now if you’ll excuse me I have important work to attend to goodbye wow she’s a really bad Person a fellow SCI oh a fellow scientist what brings you to my secret lir at this late hour have you come to join me on my quest for world domination I sure have how are we going to do this we should work together excellent together we shall create an army of

Super intelligent lb animals who will carry out our every command but first we must devise a plan to capture the the word leaders and replace them with their own robotic clones are you prepared for such a mission my newly found partner in crime of course I am that sounds perfect

You’re so smart it seems we are perfectly matched my partner in crime please come inside and let’s discuss our grandm plan over a cup of tea yes y that was really easy thanks man time to eat you I was supposed to be the Mad one yeah yeah whatever where’s the mustache

That’s all I care about right now what are you kidding me right now I can’t even steal your mustache well this sucks okay I got five houses now I just need one more and then I can finally get the Ultimate Prize yo I’m so curious what they look Like what is start I’m sorry my guy I just just give me a moment to just take this all in what happened to your hair who the heck are you you better have a good reason for knocking my door this late yeah you know what I’m going just

Roll with the food delivery thing I’m a food delivery driver I’ve got your meal a food delivery driver huh well I got to say I appreciate a guy who brings me grub but I ain’t so sure I let you inside just yet I know right I’m starving myself hopefully you enjoy your

Meal though you got a sense of humor I’ll give you that and I appreciate the sentiment buddy but I still got to make sure I can trust you before letting you inside you understand right I didn’t even ask to come inside completely understandable you seem like a smart guy

So I’ll let you make a decision I’ll just make him feel good about himself you know hey I appreciate the compliment you’re not so bad yourself tell you what this time I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt but remember I’m keeping an eye on you look at my turf buddy what

Why would you just let me inside your house it looks even worse from behind E I was supposed to make the hits not today buddy you know what I’ve always wanted to dress up like a boomer and now I can okay no actually I need I need to look professional okay

Look at the hair what is that okay whatever it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter I am ready to go up to that really rich house now so I got to look professional yes okay okay let’s go go go go who is it what how about you Elon wait you’re Elon Musk you’re the

Richest guy hey there crer what brings you to my crib at this ungodly hour but like welcome need help balancing your books or something R like that that would be perfect you seem like a very smart rich man that could help me do that I appreciate it oh well thanks for

The compliment bro I’d be stoked to help you with your financial Endeavors step into my humble abod and let’s crunch some numbers together H is that easy you’re just going to let me ins I literally I had to walk past like five different police officers to get here

And you’re just going to let me walk you know what thank you you’re a lifesaver oh shs oh shs you’re making me blush dude but seriously I’m just here to spread some good vibes and help out where I can awesome let’s show those numbers to boss come on in my friend the

Future of f night and usce stop doing the fortnite dance stop it what was that you know what I’m this is personal who do you think you are fortnite dancing to me what did I do to you to deserve a fortnite dance wow okay you know what I

Think I’m a natural at this this is so easy I bet I could literally go up to one of these police officers right now tell them I’m a vampire and still get away with it what’s a fancy dressed businessman like you doing lurking around these parts come on got some kind

Of shady business going on I am a vampire a vampire huh that’s a new one well I guess I’ve heard stranger things but here’s the thing pal I don’t buy it you’re going downtown for further questioning Whatever oh

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