WTF happened to my watermellon?

by pmcdny

21 Comments

  1. Monsoonmia

    looks like it got cracked on the inside before you cut it… like rolled and popped something just hard enough to crack it internally. or it was squished just the right way. but it happened before you cut it lol. still looks safe.

  2. MyLeftMostHand

    Could be haunted, but otherwise looks fine!

  3. Quick-Marsupial-1026

    It’s called Hollow Heart! Some people think it’s due to varying moisture levels in the soil (like, the watermelon had a lot of water initially, and then got dehydrated later, causing the insides to shrink and split).

    However, some people think it’s due to inadequate pollination. It could be either, or both!

    It is still safe to eat. Supposedly the melon is slightly sweeter and richer this way.

  4. AdministrativeAd3738

    That’s the best kind watermelon. Due the reduced amount of water it is usually sweeter and snappy. It’s the one that the old ladies are looking for when they are knocking at them in the market hoping for that hollow sound response.

  5. thegunlobby

    Have you ever read Suttree by Cormac McCarthy??

    IYKYK haha

  6. KaiSimple

    I’ve been hearing alot about the exploding water melons

  7. Optimal_Recording_49

    Plankton fell from a great height….

  8. buddhistbulgyo

    Too dry. Water your watermelon 🍉 💦

  9. Repulsive-Neat6776

    It was so good, it took a slice of itself.

  10. hope_v95

    People down voting the vag jokes suck and have nothing better to do than ruin some good garden humor.

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