We can all learn from Jeff Foxworthy’s life facts.
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He’s hilarious!!😆😆😆
I laughed so hard at the cleaning of dog doo. I'm 39 years old and I still do it like that XD
My ex was EXACTLY like this. She threw me out of the house and wondered why I didn't beg to come back.
Yessss, I always find that group of black ladies while seeing a horror movie. Ladies yaw make the experience 100x better 🤣
My Daddy-wise, beyond his 68 years of age, confided in me… He said to me : Johnny, I know EVERYTHING that there is too know about WOMEN, and I can tell you in ONE SENTENCE.
Now, I was seventeen years old- & I figgered-what the heck, so I replied : what is it Daddy???
His answer shocked me with it's simplicity ( he & my Mother had been Married for 40 years).
He said : I don't know a 'DANG THING', about WOMEN !!!
I have passed along this 'morsel' of 'WISDOM' to my own sons, so that the 'FREE LEGACY' will survive another generation, te-hee
he's right up there with the best
1:58–2:34
3:35–3:58
4:20–5:15
is my favorite 🤩 part of the video
I’m a millennial gen and when I stepped on doggy poo I did exactly what Jeff said on how to remove poo. Haha it’s accurate AF. Love this man 🙂
Whose here after watching Jokoy? 🙋🏻♂️
Never heard of this guy before until Rick and Morty!
If your barefoot and it goes between your toes ? The worst 🤣 God Bless you All and Much Love
How anyone finds this funny absolutely blows my mind.
Dog poop is so amateur. I grew up scraping human poop off of a tattered soccer ball. 😆
1982 of course
When so-and-so has a baby, though, asking if it's a boy or girl—never mind, 'guess people know that before birth now. Ack! I'm startin to get beyond baloney into bread!
my grandfather wrote lots of his jokes and i went to a show of his a few years back for free, bro chill like that. irrelevant comment i guess but i think it’s kinda cool.
legendary thank god i learned the facts of life fromm something not googlable
Please pray for Tom,, he was in a bad wreak, Classic and true.
O my gosh, dog poop swipe off soooo true. We had dogs and yep thats the dog poop dance. Kind of like the electric slide
I have had more productive conversations with the neighbors dog. She asks a question, I answer, yes or no, end of conversation,,,I hope.
Take A Moment
Let the fun begin
Keep Laughing
Stay Safe
Stay Free 🌐
Getting dog crap off the sole of your shoe is easy. You follow Jeff’s steps 1 to 3. For the final step you need dad’s toothbrush……..
A living comedy Legend!!!!!!!!!
I didn’t know what a “redneck” was till I moved to S Tx, and started driving all the lower 48, shucks; we the same no matter where: we just call it different 😃😅
The black lady impression 🤣🤣🤣. Love this dude..keep him safe.
This guy is hell funny
Jeff is an incredibly talented comic.
He MAKES me laigh till I cry, always has
Bla c k s just won't shut up even in a movie theater. How many have you seen in a library?
Joke's on you, I googled this video.
One of the most adorable stand up comedy performer 😂😂😂😂😂
Pray for Tom. He was in a bad wreck.
Hearing Jeff say “Shit” was all I needed to hear
Fact of life, I took my 12 yo daughter to see a scary movie. It was a dud. There was this on scary part where this pendulum came out of the fireplace. We were behind some black women; they were talking trash about how bad the movie was. Then the guy was in the fireplace and the pendulum came swing down. We got showered with popcorn. Think God it was not soda. LMAO
No, first grass, then to the street, then curb if necessary then scrape with a branch! 😋
That explains why you have such a hard time training your dog to potty outside now a days.
I like how if I get a text before I can even look at it my husband is asking who is it and what did it say 😆. Women aren't the only ones that ask a million questions 😊.
Love Jeff, funniest comedian today!!
I find Jeff Foxworrhy walks a fine line. No one likes to be made fun of. I learned a valuable lesson about being judgmental. There was this guy i knew in high school who lived on a farm. I though he was stupid and called him a redneck. Tom grabbed my throat in a ranger choke hold. Some people find the word redneck as insulting as the N word is to blacks.
I have a friend, age 91, who asks me all the questions like that. I tell her the contents of a textv I got a from our friend. It drives me crazy. "I don't know. We didn't talk. That is all her text says."
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Greetings from the BIG SKY. That's what you get for livin in a city.
"Well, what DO you know?" Anybody who's been in a relationship with a woman has heard that one. 😂
Great !.
Watching a horror movie behind a bunch of black women fact of life 😂😂😂… I felt like i was in a dejà vu.