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Indoor gardening tips from a man who’s very scared of plants Aired 04/05/08

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35 Comments

  1. "NORMALLY (🤣) plants don't have eyes…" Hysterical, but you knew this was going to be really funny when he repeatedly referred to them as "cactuses," as opposed to cacti.

  2. This sketch was so funny I went out and bought googly eyes and attached them to all my plants. It really works!

  3. I've carried googly eyes in my purse for the past 15 years. They make everything more fun. Christopher Walken made this sketch the funniest thing on SNL ever!

  4. I don't think it would be anywhere as funny with a different actor. Christopher Walken is an American treasure.

  5. They lost their touch long ago. I mean Keenan really? He does the same character all the time. He’s not talented, they put him there because of affirmative action. Let’s be real

  6. CW:

    “My cactuses, shot their, needles, at me, and it hurt. Cactuses, are… dangerous. So I… spray them, from, 2 feet away. I put, googly eyes on them, and now, they look, like green ghosts. And I hate ghosts, they’re spoooky.”

    He will always be CW, but I always hear Max Zorin. One of the best villains.

  7. Lol I can’t fault his logic. Cacti are dangerous. You want to know where you stand with them. You do that by looking into their eyes. Plants don’t have eyes…problem solved. Genius!

  8. Gosh, I wish I knew about this googly eyes strategy way back when before our aggressive mean giant killer cactus shot a needle all the way through my finger on the day we moved from Washington DC!

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