Give it to me straight. Is he going to eat all my vegetables

by stuchainz92

38 Comments

  1. RedWillia

    Of course not – he’s going to share with the family.

  2. drostandfound

    Yes. Most likely. I’m sure someone here will explain why everyone can live in peace, but in my experience you either have a groundhog or a garden.

  3. VocationalWizard

    No, Because he’s going to eat the seedlings before they turn into vegetables.

  4. I have raccoons, skunks, squirrels, chipmunks, rabbits, voles and groundhogs.

    The groundhogs seem to be the only ones that want to generationally bankrupt me.

  5. stuchainz92

    Follow up question: would building a huge cage out of pvc and chicken wire do anything??

  6. lawfullyblind

    100% trap him and haul him out of the area.

  7. Pretty_Mastodon_2166

    Had one last year. He mostly left my tomatoes, peppers, and various alliums alone but otherwise that little shit razed everything to the ground 

  8. bakedleech

    Your cucumber plants, every bean you ever thought about planting, and a good 50% of your tomatoes, but only after they start turning red.

  9. Mean_Breakfast_4081

    I know everyone here will hate this, but groundhogs must die or be relocated unless you have a fence that can keep them out of your garden.

  10. katielynne53725

    Look.. I TRIED to play nice with mine.. I TRIED to trap and rehome him, but he wasn’t having it..

    I went 2 routes; capsaicin deterrent around the shed he was living under.. and poison peanut butter cone *under* the shed.. idk which choice he made, but I don’t have a groundhog problem anymore.

  11. FiRE-CPA

    might even undermine your foundation while he’s at it!

  12. jaded-introvert

    Yup. Groundhogs are jerks like that. I left ours tons of dandelions and clover and the little poo kept eating my beans.

  13. Broken_Melody85

    I wish I could tell you no. However, I’ve been fighting these guys in my yard for years. They keep getting bolder. Last year they came up onto my deck at night to eat my snack veggies! I’ve had to fence off anything I want to survive. This last year, they ate my white lilac bushes down to the stem, and they were finally going to bloom for me! Ugh!

    So, my thing for this year- make shift fence around each of my raised garden beds and blocking off my deck. They need to be exterminated, I just can’t do that myself. It will cost way too much to outsource, so it’s cheaper to fence.

  14. Bot_Fly_Bot

    100%. And if you confront him while doing so, you will get a LOT of attitude. Speaking from experience.

  15. glowFernOasis

    Are there a lot of foxes or coyotes in your neighborhood?

  16. Set up a camera and make you tube videos. You will raise enough money for all the vegetables they eat to make them a decoy garden for them to have.

  17. HopefulBandicoot8053

    Yes and stare at your camera challenging you to do something

  18. kerberos824

    Yes.

    Its funny how downvoted the lethal solutions are. But the reality is, I invest time, energy, and money into gardening with the expectation that it will feed me and my family – not groundhogs. Relocating them in haveaheart traps is frequently fatal for a variety of reasons (transport-related stress, exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, injuries received or given to themselves during trapping, and attacks from resident animals) but we just “feel better” about it because the death is out of our hands. But it is fantasy. Also, relocating them is often illegal, and can introduce disease and other problems into a new area (*especially* mange).

    A 2004 study of gray squirrels that were trapped from a suburban area and relocated to a large forest found that 97% of the squirrels either died or disappeared from their release site. [https://www.wildcareoklahoma.org/blog/blog-2-test-456/](https://www.wildcareoklahoma.org/blog/blog-2-test-456/)

    If my dogs don’t keep them away (they almost always do), I resort to lethal means.

  19. WhitherWander

    Every. Single. Eggplant.

    I grew three plants and he ate every last fruit.

  20. TheAzureMage

    No.

    They are his vegetables now. He’s going to eat all of his vegetables though.

  21. Euphoric-Fly-2549

    We had a vole problem once, I just stuck the end of a hose into the hole and let it run for a few hours. That seemed to solve the problem.

  22. Background_Being8287

    Right down to the nub , last groundhog that went into our garden ended up in the pot with some fresh garden vegetables . I think the word is out ,he’s the last one we have seen around.

  23. simple_champ

    Can’t say for sure but I will say I’ve never seen a skinny groundhog.

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