My wife caught me at my computer desk looking at this porn…

by Trojan20-0-0

22 Comments

  1. sparksgirl1223

    If i was your wife, I’d be mad that theres only 2 catalogs😂

  2. Shammycat

    Can we talk about the huge tomato on the back of the burpee catalog? I was tempted, even though I’m growing seven tomato types already.

  3. CypripediumGuttatum

    My husband regularly catches me looking at new plants online, so embarrassing.

  4. Sorry_Impress_5002

    Get a whiff of *those* flowers..

  5. DebutantDismay

    Careful not to spill your seed everywhere.

  6. Sarah_withanH

    I see you’re not into the hardcore stuff like High Mowing 😩

  7. GeneralZojirushi

    Why did Johnny’s send out 2 identical 2026 catalogs except a different cover? They were several weeks apart and nothing inside seemed different.

  8. Im so sick of “Big Seed” airbrushing and pushing these unrealistic versions of bountiful gardens!!

  9. orgasmic_catastrophe

    Lmao. I have a Johnnys catalog on my nightstand. She hasn’t said anything yet. Maybe she hasn’t noticed… 👀

  10. Bob-Bhlabla-esq

    Ok… real question – how the hell do they keep those beautiful mellons from getting totoally destroyed by squirrels, birds, raccoons, etc? That pic doesn’t look like it’s from inside and enclosure. Do they just sit on the porch all night with a hay stick in the mouth and a shotgun?

    I’ve hand squirrels remove softball sized canteloup I had and drag them up the tree. Some days I feel like giving up 🙁

  11. Turbulent-Pay3588

    Wait this made me realize I haven’t gotten my Johnny’s catalog yet!

  12. 0728Bogie

    Their’s no pictures on Johneeys seeds packets

  13. bnelson7694

    My porn isn’t here yet and it’s making me angry. Hopefully March?

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