The year is 2047, Skynet now rules our planet. Bleek and desolate , the Ai data centers have stripped the Earth clean of all natural resources . Aquifers are now baron because YOU requested Chat GPT to create a cutiesy putsie cartoon cactus with googly eyes for your vendor profile page .
Although it was easy for you to prompt Ai to make a fictional San Pedro cactus character with chubby cherub cheeks and colorful backgrounds, it was EVEN easier for the data center to mine our earths crust dry and drill our lakes desiccated , leaving humans extinct . Only the scarce pinkyless cyborgs navigating teslas across the dusty dunes with their sole function being skynets sex organs remain .
This could have been avoided in 2026 by using hand drawn logos , so Take heed and hear my warning!! You must be rescued by the doodles of your human cacti community, you must seek refuge in the scribbles of your friends , find solace in oil paintings by relatives and YOU yourself must wield a crayons crayon as your sword !!
Mark my words and lend an ear to this notice before it is too late and all is Lost !!!
by IMDAVESBUD
11 Comments
Some serious peen energy coming from this one
Or at least hire someone off Fiverr. There is no need to use AI when actual artists exist
I’m not scared, you know, I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
What variety of cactus is that first one?
Lmao was this off the dome cuz that was a good monologue
HAHAHAHAH DAMN THIS MADE MY DAY 🤣 The Schwarzenegger impression and everything 🤣💜
Dave’s drawings are rad and his cacti always come with some stickers!
Omgg that was the best things I’ve seen in a while hahahaha nice one Dave!
Omg!!!! Top video of 2027…. Wait…. 2026?!? The penis god has came back to help us!!!
The last laughing section was so great, I busted up crying on this one.
THANK YOU DAVE!!
I loved every second of that , and it sounded like you did , too 🤣🤣🤣